by
DickThePimp
on Dec 11, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
This is a pimped out redneck fuck parody series... It ain't real
This is my biggest fuck parody series ever... It will be a bunch of perverted episodes about my freaky ass, pimped out and sleazy redneck life... I'm keeping it simple... There will be tons of sex, freaky shit and sleazy ass perverted fun... I make porn, sell drugs, pimp hoes and sell motherfu...
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by
DickThePimp
on Feb 12, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Swagg Pimpin' Sex Parody
On the patio outside my penthouse suite at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Lighting a blunt. Smoking, looking at the pool party downstairs. All nude and shit... swaggin'... hangin' 10 thick. Hands on the rail, smoke in the air.
What's next Dick? What about those lame ass hoes that talk shit on Literotica? Who's gettin' swagg pimped next?...
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by
DickThePimp
on Mar 11, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Swagged Out Sex Parody
"Mmmmmmmm...fuck me daddyyyyyyy...FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" My wife, porn queen Kelly Madison screams out.
I grab her long blonde hair, pull it, smack her ass and pound that sweet and tasty, neatly trimmed, blonde pussy with full on pussy thumping power. The bed shakes and creaks wildly... my 14 inches of meat spreads and shreds that bl...
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by
five_dollar_shake
on Sep 15, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
This is a fictional story based on the cast of the Girls Next Door, namely blonde centrefold and Vegas showgirl, Holly Madison. This is my first submission, so please be patient and send feedback to help me improve!
Enjoy xoxo
Right before she got the blackberry message which totally ruined her weekend, Holly had been working out in the VIP gym at the Pla...
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by
zbloutch
on Feb 13, 2020
Fantasy
The night had fallen for a couple hours, and yet, Los Angeles was more dynamic than ever. The city was shining a thousand lights coming from its numerous buildings, and its population was living it's life, far from suspecting something terrible was coming their way.
And yet, it was. You see, there are things humans have come to think impossible, because the...
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by
CyranoJ
on Sep 14, 2017
Humor & Satire
DISCLAIMER:
I know how some readers hate long disclaimers at the beginning of a story, so I'll keep this really quick and to the point.
The story you are about to read is fiction intended for adult entertainment, which you probably already figured out given the site you're reading it on, but just to be on the safe side: "adult entertainment" means that yo...
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by
DickThePimp
on Jan 22, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
White Trash Fuck Parody
Warning: This series contains depraved and fucked up sex including incest... bdsm... sexual domination... pimps and hoes... and tons of pissing... OH FUCKING YEAH!!
My family will appear at different times throughout the series, as will my wives, girlfriends and other celebrities
Episode 01: The Rednecks Of Beverly Hills
Hey ther...
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by
DickThePimp
on Jun 3, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Sex Fiction... Perverted And Dirty But Not Real
Spence's porn career has been going great. His movies are all big hits... and he's making us... especially me... a lot of money.
Kim (Kardashian) has been keeping on top of things, making sure Spence (The King Of Queens) doesn't do anything stupid to mess up his new porn stud image. It's a tough job... but my...
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by
DickThePimp
on Jun 8, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
This Is Trashy TV
By : DickThePimp
500 million subscribers and counting worldwide... $10 a month each... 20 billion dollars a year in merchandising and advertising... That's 80 BILLION DOLLARS A YEAR IN REVENUE... Trashy TV... Cause Trashy Fun Is The Funnest Fun
Trashy TV headquarters... West Hollywood... 100 floors of sexually trashy awesomeness...
"GOD...
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by
DickThePimp
on Sep 12, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
This is a freaky elevator fuckfest parody.
My friend Spence Ulchin and I were riding an elevator at 30 Rock, the NBC building in NYC. I was there on business and I brought him along to keep me from getting bored. The elevator stopped and one very interesting person got on. She was very recognizable and especially to me. We used to date. She's the Queen of S...
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