by
HughMungus1
on Jan 21, 2020
How To
So, I'm at this sleaze-fuck Days Inn off the interstate ― where an Ebony Goddess is spraying fountains of squirt on my turgid timber ― and I begin wonderin', "Whatever happened to Rick Moranis?" I mean Spaceballs; Ghostbusters; Honey, I Shrunk the Kids! The guy was huge in the '80s! Now nothing?!
My friend Larry ― who'd organized the event ― stood and began...
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by
DickThePimp
on Jan 15, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Fucked Up And Freaky Fuck Parody
"Baby... I love your hair... You're so damn handsome." My mom Kathie Lee (Kathie Lee Gifford) compliments my new hairstyle. She looks it over, holding my face... moving it side to side. Mom kisses me, then goes into her kitchen... we're at my parent's house in Beverly Hills.
"I know... I think it's hot." My wife... one of...
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by
SspeakEeasy
on Sep 12, 2017
Interracial Love
Jacqueline began closing the door to her apartment when a strong hand stopped it. Josh her longtime best friend walked through the door, with a bag from their favorite Tai restaurant Wakki. He began telling her a story about what happened at the gym that morning, and all she could do was examine the spectacular outcome of those hours he put in at the gym....
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by
riverboy
on Sep 13, 2017
Group Sex
Hi everybody, Kathy here again. So here's the thing—I'm not gonna write things in order like Steve did. I'm just gonna tell you random stories, whatever pops into my head on a day I feel like writing. I started with my 'ass virgin' story, partly because I love telling it but mostly because of that big story on the news the other day about Kim Kardashian's bi...
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by
DickThePimp
on Sep 12, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
This is a freaky porn parody.
This is my new series on the porn life... Enjoy my freaks.
"Ok Selena, just like that. Blow me a kiss. Good, now pop out that chest a little more." I was taking some pictures of Selena Gomez. She came to me, because she was bored with her career. She wanted to reinvent herself and show her naughty side. So here we were, her sh...
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by
DickThePimp
on Jan 1, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Fucked up fuck Parody Alert
Hey there... My name's James... You all know me as the star of most of Dick The Motherfucking Pimp's stories... His alter ego... We've done a lot of stories together... offended a few people... entertained a few too... Along the way, we've had some criticism... some nice comments... and some perverted fun... Also along the way so...
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by
DickThePimp
on Dec 3, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
This is a sleazy ass fuck parody... It ain't real
Cast :
James (Me)
Kim Kardashian (Herself)
Penny (Penny From The Big Bang Theory)
Ronda Rousey (Herself)
Professor Gaia (Herself)
Alia Janine (Herself)
My Aunt Beth (Beth Chapman)
And
Spence (Spence Ulchin Of The Sitcom King Of Queens)
"I'm glad you won your bet babe... thank you for the wonderf...
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by
DickThePimp
on Mar 26, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
WARNING: White Trash Fuck Parody... Fucked Up And Freaky As Fuck...
"Just fuckin' film it jackass! Yeahhhhhhhh... lick that piss up bitch! Who's your piss daddy?"
"You are baby. You're my beautiful, piss daddy James. Mmmmmmmm. (Drinking down every drop of my piss)"
"Zoom in... get in her mouth. Make sure they can see her swallowing my fuckin' piss. Don't...
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by
DickThePimp
on Oct 5, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
My office... Funky Ass Productions... Hollywood...
"Babe... this is a great idea."
"Thanks. Spence loves cosplay so it makes sense."
"Great costume too."
"Yep. The black and gold go well together. Easy access for his cock too... and ass."
"Mmmhmmm. Yum. Very nice. God... his cock is so much bigger now too. Yummy. I may have to try it out for myself."...
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by
DickThePimp
on Dec 2, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
"OH MY GOD... I'M CUMMINGGGGGGGGG!!" My very personal assistant/supreme fuck buddy Beth Chapman screams out, as she squirts all over my gigantic cock, as I plow her slick, sweet, cum sucking pussy from behind. I've got the mega busty, blonde babe bent over my desk, as I ravage her mature twat like only I can. The fucking desk is shaking from the force of my...
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