Just another Friday night in New York. I clocked out of work about a half hour early, beating traffic by a good mile. After getting back to my apartment, I microwaved myself a Hot Pocket and turned on the TV. It was basketball season, but for whatever reason, I couldn't compel myself to stick to a single channel. At around 5:30, my roommates, Josh Humphrey a...
*rude boy by Rihanna breaks the silence* I fumbled in the darkness trying to reach my phone. "Hello?" I asked(knowing full well who it was). "Did you get the pictures I sent you?" Georgia asked. Georgia (my girlfriend of two and a half years) had sent me a full photo shoots worth of racy pictures; they consisted of various poses and positions while clad i...
Walking in the basement door after work, I heard a repetitive banging noise upstairs, directly under my bedroom. It sounded like the headboard hitting the wall, and as I listened closer, I heard the squeal of mattress coils. Damn! Not a good sign for someone who had only been married four days... ------------------- Standing at the altar in St. John's Epi...
Cum Facial Fuck Parody Kim Kardashian and I recently got married. We've been dating for four years... for one publicly. We dated when she was married to the weirdo with the designer shoe line... he shall remain nameless. You wouldn't think I was her type... big guy with a beer belly and big head... white... I didn't match her normal dating criteria... but I...
This is all fan fiction, it is not meant to take real. All characters in this story are above 18. *** Cara wakes up after a surprising night with Kourtney, she was sleeping in one of the guest rooms. As she was headed down she bumped into Kylie. "Oh hey Kylie" Cara greets her. Kylie was in a great mood, she had a big investment coming up and was about...
Note to reader: Thank you for the comments and encouragement. As you can tell, I am not a professional romance novelist. I am learning though, and the transition from academic writing to literature is causing my brain to cramp. Please bear with me. Chapter 8: The Apartment Connie's Mercedes Benz SLS AMG weaves in and out of traffic. Speed limit signs are a...
Beautiful Depravity 03 By : DickThePimp "My gorgeous son in law. If only you weren't married to my oldest daughter." "I'm next in line, mom." "No... I'm next. If James and Kim split up, I get him next." "Says who?" "Says me!" "Girls. Please. I'm your mother... so I get him. That's the rules. So relax." "Excuse me?" Kim walks into her mom's living roo...
This is all fan fiction, it is not meant to take real. All characters in this story are above 18. *** Cara Delevingne and Kendall Jenner had been besties for a long time, there were even rumors the two dated. But neither of them ever confirmed it so it was up to people's imagination. However Cara spent a lot of time at the Kardashian mansion, she was like...
Author's note: This is a multi-part series. I highly recommend reading 'Working at the Sperm Bank Ch. 01' first, to understand the backstory. Reading all previous chapters is recommended, but not necessary. DISCLAIMER: This is a work of pure fiction. Any names, places, and events in this story are entirely made up by the author. Similarities with real occur...
I live alone in Santa Monica with my Dad. He's a partner in the best law firm in New York, so he usually attracts gold diggers. At least his new girlfriend was a partner in the same firm, so there was no real financial incentive. I was sitting by the pool, and I heard her SUV pull up. "John, Cindy's here, come down and say hello," shouted Dad. I walked in...