Sonia had struck out with her attempts at a celebrity titfight in the weeks after her dual victories in New Orleans, and life back home was settling into its familiar groove. We did enough work to keep ourselves occupied and fulfilled on that front and participated in the snooty social conventions that our neighborhood and financial status required. A new co...
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"BABE... CAN YOU PLEASE DRIVE ME TO WORK? MY DAMN CAR WON'T START. PLEASE." My girlfriend Kat (Kat Dennings) asks. I'm in the shower... kinda busy... so I ignore her. My mama (Beth Chapman) is sucking me off while I shower. She's kneeling down in front of me, deepthroating all ten inches of my thick dick of awesome. I'm smiles and washing, watching mama's b...
Shotgun blasts erupt into the night sky in Redneck Riviera Trailer Park. I bought the place and named it that. Very loud, powerful blasts fill the sky. Damn, I love shootin my shotgun. It's a stress reliever. My wife Bernie (Bernadette From The Big Bang Theory) might disagree with that though. She comes running out of our trailer, her hands over her pretty l...
Having a nice time on my flight home from Georgia. Making out with an old friend and fuck buddy Paula Deen while everybody watches. I love being watched. First class is about half full, so a bunch of prying eyes watching Paula jerk my seven inches while we tongue fuck, and while I molest her old titties through her white blouse. I unbutton it most of the way...
"Sweetheart, can you come in here for a minute?" "Yes mama, WOW... what a piece of ass." "Why thank you dear. You look ghoulishly delicious as well." "I need you to do me a favor. I need you to take that big dick of yours and work your magic on a friend of mine." "You got it mama. Who is she?" "Jamie Lee Curtis. She and her husband are going through som...
The night had fallen for a couple hours, and yet, Los Angeles was more dynamic than ever. The city was shining a thousand lights coming from its numerous buildings, and its population was living it's life, far from suspecting something terrible was coming their way. And yet, it was. You see, there are things humans have come to think impossible, because the...
"I missed this," I thought I heard. With my face buried in Kat Dennings' bursting cleavage, I could be forgiven for not hearing her right. Nevertheless, I chose to believe I heard her right and said, "Me too," although I probably made it hard for her to hear me. "Well, doy," I heard a little better. At that point, I finally lifted my head out of her chest,...
SEX PARODY CAST : JAMES (ME) SPENCE (SPENCE FROM THE KING OF QUEENS) MY GIRLFRIEND KAT (KAT DENNINGS) MY MOM KATHIE LEE (KATHIE LEE GIFFORD) I've been living with my girlfriend Kat for a year. I've been sharing the apartment with my best friend Spence for three. We've been best friends since we were kids. We're different, but we get along great. I gues...
Birds chirping. The sun shining through the blinds. My head pounding. Too much partying last night. A mouth on my cock. Ahhhhhhh. Nothing better than that morning... or mid afternoon... piss. There's a mouth on my fucking cock, so fuck it... I'm pissing in it. Ahhhhhhh. I stretch my arms, my eyes closed, enjoying the wake up piss. I can feel the pressure in...