MONDAY Layla woke up. She was alone in bed, unless you counted her morning wood. Like most of her dreams, her bedside companion was gone once she awoke. Then again... she was still in Selena's house. It didn't seem likely that she had dreamed up her previous encounter with Selena Grande, yet still woke up in her house. That would push the limits of even the...
WARNING: White Trash Fuck Parody... Fucked Up And Freaky As Fuck... "Just fuckin' film it jackass! Yeahhhhhhhh... lick that piss up bitch! Who's your piss daddy?" "You are baby. You're my beautiful, piss daddy James. Mmmmmmmm. (Drinking down every drop of my piss)" "Zoom in... get in her mouth. Make sure they can see her swallowing my fuckin' piss. Don't...
This is a pimped out redneck fuck parody series... It ain't real This is my biggest fuck parody series ever... It will be a bunch of perverted episodes about my freaky ass, pimped out and sleazy redneck life... I'm keeping it simple... There will be tons of sex, freaky shit and sleazy ass perverted fun... I make porn, sell drugs, pimp hoes and sell motherfu...
Seated at a private booth James snapped his fingers; "Hey; Nick! Do you want to hear the rest or not?" The younger man blinked and turned back to face James. "Yeah; yeah." He answered, but Nick couldn't take his eyes off the two bunnies that had just walked into the bar. James could only smile. These two would have been something he'd have gone after himself...
**DISCLAIMER** Please note that this story is a 100% work for fiction and the characters are not reflective of their real life counterparts and are not endorsed. Any similarity to real life events is purely coincidental. At the end of day, this is a fictional fantasy story, nothing more. Enjoy! * I woke up to the bell of the house being rung. It was still...
White Trash Livin' And Fuckin' Parody My Family in This Episode : My Mama Patty (Patricia Heaton) My Step Granny Paula Deen (Herself) My Sister Gianna Michaels (Herself) My Sister Kat (Kat Dennings) My Cousin Alia Janine (Herself) My Aunt Peggy Bundy (Married With Children) My Aunt Suga (Kym Whitley) My Uncle Phil (Dr Phil) My Cousin Spence (Spen...
This is a super awesome sleazy fuckfest freaky ass sex parody... It ain't real though... Damn This is my new series about me, living My Freaky Life... It's full of sleaze, freaky fucking and fun... It's a huge series combining real life celebrities with TV show and movie characters... There are a lot of people in it, but they will be added gradually... This...
This is a work of complete fiction. It just popped into my brain and I wrote it down. No one under legal age may read this, if you know what's good for you. No one over legal age should read this for the same reason. Please feel free to repost this in any non-pay site but it would be nice if you could let me know where. All characters used in this story are...
My girl Max (Kat Dennings) has been looking around for a new place for us and her best friend Caroline for a month now. She and I and Caroline have been living together for about two years. Max and Caroline are waitresses at a diner here in Brooklyn. I'm currently locked up in Rikers Island for some alleged illegal activities. The court says drugs. I say th...
"OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!" Jamie Lee Curtis leans back, riding my fourteen inch cock, on my brown leather office sofa, while I look at some program notes my wife Kim Kardashian handed me when she walked in about two minutes ago. Jamie Lee's eyes roll back in her head, her body smack dab in the middle of a full body orgasmic spasm. My cock gets that...