THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING PARODY HOMEY... IT IS NOT REAL... BUT ITS FUCKING HOT This is my homage to one of my favorite movies... Friday... This is like the white trash cousin version of it... It's sleazy, kinky, filthy and oh yeah, it's freaky as shit... Blaze a blunt or pop open a case of Bud... Or both... Get ready to get freaky... Enjoy CAST: Dick (Me)...
Life in Newton, Mass is pretty good. They should call it Newtit Mass with the unnatural wonders that bored housewives are having glued to their breastbones these days. I was able to develop a few medical technology products in conjunction with Harvard years ago and thoroughly enjoy a semi-retired life with my trophy wife who still puts in a few hours as a nu...
Holidays at the Lodge were very much a thing. Although obviously everyone had their usual obligations such as visiting family, we always set aside a date so that everyone could celebrate together. After spending so much quality time together, a lot of the girls had become quite close, so celebrating certain things became the norm over the past couple years....
CHAPTER SEVEN The full-page headline on the front page of the Times on the second day of August, 1814 screamed the paper's demand for a full and complete investigation. Two people had died, scores more had been injured, and considerable private property had been destroyed as a result of the explosion and fire at the pagoda in St. James Park the night before...
WARNING : OFFENSIVE... DEPRAVED... SLEAZY... SEXUALLY INTENSE... PURE DEBAUCHERY AT IT'S MOST PERVERSE AND FILTHIEST... IT AIN'T REAL... BUT READ IT ANYWAY "Yeah mama... I'll be home later. We're filming our next video. Yeah, up in the hills. Not far from the Hollywood sign... but don't tell anyone. We don't have a fuckin permit. Ha. OK. Love ya." "ALRIGHT...
Kissing Kate Upton, while she's laying on you in nothing but a gray tee shirt, her huge natural melons rubbing your chest, with no bra to get in the way... is a pretty fucking great way to spend ur day, evening, or night. "Cum in me daddy. I wanna have your baby. Mmmmmmmmm." Kate being sexy, slutty Kate. Having Kate Upton tell you to cum in her, cause she w...
DISCLAIMER This story is a work of fiction and the characters are either completely fictional or are fictional versions of their real selves. The events depicted are made up and any similarity to real life events is purely coincidental. This story is meant as a work of erotic fiction only and is not to be read by anyone under the age of 18. I am always look...
Hollywood Trash By : DickThePimp "Damn... Fuck, you got a big dick! Where's your wife? UHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" "Which one?" "God damn!!! FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! YES YES YES YES YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! Either one. UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" "Don't know... probably fucking somewhere. They're all sluts. Just like I like 'em." My dick's throbbing so...
The year is 1702, and the turn of the century has brought even greater conflict to the troubled waters of the Caribbean. The war of Spanish Succession rages in the old world, and glorious England is at war with France and Spain once more. When French and Spanish ships sail through the Caribbean sea, they keep a wary eye on the horizon for Royal Navy ships, a...
Hey everyone! So this one is a request from me. Yes me. I realized a plot in the last few Chapters now I'm running with it. Contains, futa, hyper, sex, celebs, etc. A little science and such too. Maybe also a little meta. Remember this is fantasy folks, so there are logical inconsistencies. Everyone is over 18, comments and feedback are welcome. Enjoy! ***...