This is a pimptastic fuck parody series... It ain't real playa Superpimp 01 Star of this story : Shanna Moakler Family member in this story : My Cousin Kate Upton (Herself) I was waiting for my newest ho, former Miss USA Shanna Moakler. You see, pimpin' is my game. It's my life. I'm the 24kt gold plated, diamond daddy of the sex biz. They call me Superp...
Author's Note: This story is completely fictional and did not happen. All characters and names are fictional and were made up. ****************** Los Angeles, California Bright sunlight pierced through the window of a car moving down the street. A man sat in the driver's seat, behind the wheel and a pair of dark sunglasses as he made the drive through Dow...
Scarlett entered the producer's office wearing a tight, strapless dress that was white in colour and so thin that all her curves could be clearly seen especially if she stood still. The dress was obscenely hot! After cupping her ass cheeks tightly the skirt hung loosely around her thighs. The skirt reached her almost to her knees but there was a wide slit on...
Author's Note: This story is completely fictional and did not happen. This story is a prequel to my previous story 'Summer Love'. ****************** Miami, Florida The clock was swinging early in the morning at 6 AM, as the sun had crept up and a bright sunny day was boiling over Miami. As the town would soon be bustling over a busy Monday morning full...
Sex And Moonshine Parody Slap Yo Mama Moonshine Headquarters... My Backyard, Malibu, California... Everyone is looking at my aunt Beth Chapman, who runs my Moonshine biz for me. She's sampling the new batch... new recipe taste test. She chugs a mouthful, swishes it around in her mouth... and swallows it. "Best batch ever." Everyone erupts into cheers and...
THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING PARODY HOMEY... IT IS NOT REAL... BUT ITS FUCKING HOT This is my homage to one of my favorite movies... Friday... This is like the white trash cousin version of it... It's sleazy, kinky, filthy and oh yeah, it's freaky as shit... Blaze a blunt or pop open a case of Bud... Or both... Get ready to get freaky... Enjoy CAST: Dick (Me)...
The next day Kate was arriving back in town for her summer Uni break; staying with her mum. Regular readers will remember what Kate is like. I think she is best pictured as being a near ringer for the swimsuit model Kate Upton at her young slimmest best. She's got that same angelic face with a smile that makes men melt. The same naturally blonde hair (wel...
Jackie Christie (Basketball Wives LA) and I have been married about seven years. We have a real chill relationship. She's my manager too. I'm a male model. I travel a lot, so I meet a lot of people. A lot of beautiful people. Aka a lot of beautiful women. Yeah... I fool around. I don't let Jackie in on that though. She thinks I'm faithful. It's not that I do...
Walter war am Verzweifeln! Diesen Morgen hatte er erfahen, dass für sein Forschungsprojekt am Institut für Quantenforschung an der Uni bald die Fördermittel ablaufen würden. Bisher hatte er noch keine vorzeigbaren Ergebnisse erbringen können, außer aus einem Schnitzel eine Bratwurst zu machen! Vor allem Tests am Menschen standen offiziell noch aus...What's n...
Today was Saturday, and like every Saturday night, Dave was jogging in the woods when he suddenly saw a bright light in front of him. He was a hard-working, 48 year old father of two and really needed his jogs to unwind on weekends! "Huh, what is that?" he went closer ... Behind thick bushes he saw a young blonde standing alone in a clearing. &qu...