by
DickThePimp
on Oct 15, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
This is a super sleazy sex parody... It ain't real
"Babe, do you think my tits have gotten smaller?"
Looking at my babe, former pornstar turned comedienne, Alia Janine and those huge 34G natural cans of hers. "Fuck no!"
"Mmmmmm, you love my big titties, don't you honey?"
I pulled her bikini top down and sucked her right tit like a hungry Pervert searchin...
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by
DickThePimp
on Apr 22, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Freaks For Life 01
By : DickThePimp
FUCKING IS EVERYTHING... AND THE FREAKIER, THE BETTER!
"TAKE... THAT... FUCKING... DICK! UHHHHH! FUCK... YEAH!" I'm pussy pounding my bitch Gina. Fucking good pussy too. She bent over a barrel taking my whole, fat ass fucking cock up her. HOT DAMN! GOOD FUCKING PUSSY!
She moaning and groaning, screaming and creaming as...
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by
DickThePimp
on Mar 17, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Episode 01 : Some Fun At Home...
It's tough being me sometimes. So handsome. So popular. Such a big dick. Yeah... real tough. Ha ha ha. Ahhhhhh. (Stretching)... Another beautiful day in the neighborhood. God... my mother's beautiful. I happen to mention that cause she laid out in my bed beside me all nude and shit. Mom (Kelly Madison) is famous. One of the...
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by
DickThePimp
on Jan 15, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Fucked Up And Freaky Fuck Parody
"Baby... I love your hair... You're so damn handsome." My mom Kathie Lee (Kathie Lee Gifford) compliments my new hairstyle. She looks it over, holding my face... moving it side to side. Mom kisses me, then goes into her kitchen... we're at my parent's house in Beverly Hills.
"I know... I think it's hot." My wife... one of...
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by
DickThePimp
on Jun 8, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
This Is Trashy TV
By : DickThePimp
500 million subscribers and counting worldwide... $10 a month each... 20 billion dollars a year in merchandising and advertising... That's 80 BILLION DOLLARS A YEAR IN REVENUE... Trashy TV... Cause Trashy Fun Is The Funnest Fun
Trashy TV headquarters... West Hollywood... 100 floors of sexually trashy awesomeness...
"GOD...
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by
DickThePimp
on Dec 11, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
This is a fuck parody... It's a fantasy... It ain't real
This takes place in 2012... R. I. P. Chyna
"Suck it mom... damn, you're the best cocksucker ever. Mmmmmmmm... I fucking love you slut."
"Mmmmmmmm... I love you too baby... and I love this big fucking cock too. I want you to get me pregnant James... knock me up baby. Knock me up good."
My mom Kathie...
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by
DickThePimp
on Dec 2, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
One Sleazy Story... About One White Trashy Family... Bend Over... It's Fuck O Clock...
"MAMA... CAN YOU TAKE ME TO THE DOCTOR?"
"YES DEAR."
"THANK YOU."
"YOUR WELCOME BABY."
My pregnant sister Chanel (Chanel West Coast) walks out of her bedroom, chewing gum, popping bubbles, looking so damn fine. She wants mama (Beth Chapman) to take her to her gyno. Sh...
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by
DickThePimp
on Jul 24, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
THIS IS A PARODY... IT IS NOT REAL
I was sitting in Kim Kardashian's house, with her mom, Kris Jenner, waiting for the queen herself to show up. Kris had hired me to remodel Kim's bedroom because I'm the best in the biz, at what I do. I have a long list of celebrity clientele, I have worked with and they all have loved my work. I'm also the best, at anothe...
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by
DickThePimp
on Dec 24, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Editor's note: this story contains scenes of incest or incest content.
*****
This is fucked up... and it's freaky... and it's a parody
Series Theme : Non stop fucked up and freaky sleaze and perversion... No filter... No shits given if it offends... The most twisted and trashiest sex series ever written
I wake up in a pool of vomit, piss and pussy juice....
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by
DickThePimp
on Jun 4, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
SEX PARODY
CAST :
JAMES (ME)
SPENCE (SPENCE FROM THE KING OF QUEENS)
MY GIRLFRIEND KAT (KAT DENNINGS)
MY MOM KATHIE LEE (KATHIE LEE GIFFORD)
I've been living with my girlfriend Kat for a year. I've been sharing the apartment with my best friend Spence for three. We've been best friends since we were kids. We're different, but we get along great. I gues...
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