"They look so beautiful together." "Yeah. Some pretty ass white folks." "It runs in the family." "Shittttt... not with you it don't. How the fuck are you related to them? Take a look at them and take a look at your ugly white ass." "Heyyyyy!" "Them...pretty motherfuckers. You... ugly ass, dorky ass motherfucker. Big dick or not." "Heyyy... that's not f...
THIS IS A FREAKY PIMPTASTIC FUCK PARODY... IT AIN'T REAL THIS IS A NEW SEX SERIES ABOUT THE WOMEN OF ESPN... THIS STORY STARS RACHEL NICHOLS... ENJOY "James... Can I talk to you? It's important." "Sure Rachel... what's up?" We sat down in the producer's room of The Jump... Rachel's ESPN show. "I just wanted to talk to you about something I've heard from...
This is a parody... It is not real This is a new series starring Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb... It's about them spicing up their show with a new segment, Sex Talk... This segment's guests are Tyra Banks and Serena Williams, along with a Special Guest... Enjoy *** I was sitting on the couch, in my sexy ass girlfriend, Kathie Lee Gifford's, dressing ro...
Depraved Fuck Parody "Mama... ready to go to the damn doctor?" "Yes baby... give me a minute... I'm ready to cum. Mmmmmmmmm... Suck my pussy Kathie Lee... I wanna squirt down your throat." "Do it Katie... feed me your pussy jizz. I'm so thirsty baby." "FUCK! Here it cumsssssss!" My mama Katie (Katie Couric) squirts her delicious pussy nut into my aunt K...
This is a freaky elevator fuck parody... Enjoy my fellow freaks. I was standing in the back of the large elevator looking at her. She had on a fur coat. Yeah, she's a stuck up bitch. She had the dark celebrity shades on too. Tight jeans, a white tank top, no bra, she knew she was hot. So did my hard fucking cock. It tented out my pants. She was ignoring me...
My name is Dick and I'm the luckiest pervert in the game. I'm living with my dream woman and fucking her brains out day in and day out. I woke up from my power nap shaking my head and hung over. I was on the bed in the RV that Kathie Lee Gifford had bought for us to travel the country sexually. What does that mean you may ask? It means that she and I travel...
This is a super sleazy freaktastic fuck parody... It ain't real. This is my second chapter in my sex series about my freaky life... It mixes real life celebrities with TV show and movie characters... It's a wild ass sleazefest run amok... My family will be added gradually to the story... Enjoy my fellow freaks. My Family: My Mom Patty (Patricia Heaton) My...
A Big White Trash Fucked Up Fuck Parody Motherfuckers!! WARNING: DEPRAVED OFFENSIVE AND FUCKED UP TO THE MAX... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK My stars and stripes, super charged van is careening out of control... about 165 mph... down the PCH (Pacific Coast Highway). I'm late for a meeting with my agent... Basketball Wives LA star Jackie Christie. I brought along...
SEX FICTION SEX IS MY KINGDOM... ALL HAIL ME AND MY COCK FUCKING IS LIVING... SO LIVE LONG AND PROSPER YOUR HORNY ASS OFF Sitting in the kitchen of my mother in law Kris Jenner. I'm waiting for my wife Kim Kardashian. I'm not a fan of waiting around. Even though Kris is on her knees, under the kitchen table, sucking me off. She's pregnant with my child......
THIS IS A PARODY...IT IS FICTION...IT IS NOT REAL ***** I've been an agent in Hollywood for 25 years now and I love my job. I've met a lot of interesting people, made a lot of money and maybe most important of all...I've fucked a lot of hot, famous women. Today is further proof of that. It started great and ended great. I was in my office, when my very fi...