WE'RE ALL WHORES HERE... The sign as you enter my estate News reporter standing by the entrance to Whoreland... "It's called Whoreland. It's an estate that looks more like a small town. It's 100,000 plus acres up in the Hollywood Hills of hedonistic debauchery gone wild. Anything goes. Only one man rules this palace of perverted pleasure. And his name is...
Sex Is My Hustle By : DickThePimp "Is James back from Vegas yet?" "No, mom. He's on his way, but he's not here yet." "Khloe sent me a bunch of pictures. She's so happy." "I know. She sent me a bunch too. They did the ceremony with her riding James. (Giggling)... it looked so hot." (Licking her full, smooth, luscious lips, rubbing her pussy through her s...
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Giada DeLaurentis kept crouched inside the doorframe of a small basement apartment, pressed as closely as she could against the door and out of plain sight. It was below street level, and she could see the occasional pedestrian passing her by; they were unaware that the Food Network star was hiding half naked inside the doorway. The soles of Giada's feet wer...
This is a parody... It is not real This is a new series about celebrities at gloryholes... It stars Kim Kardashian... Enjoy Kim Kardashian stood in a bathroom stall. She wore a skin tight, low cut, cream colored dress and cream colored stripper pumps. She's the host of my new series about celebrities at gloryholes. She's the perfect host and the perfect wo...
A short story... Mama (Kathie Lee Gifford) and I have kinda started our own religion... even though some people may call it a cult. It's called FUCK YOUR MAMA. Simple and to the point. It's dudes like me... and girls... that... well... fuck their mamas. I fuck mine every damn day. Mama is always taking care of me. She cooks, cleans, manages... and yeah......
Beautifully Depraved Sex Parody "Good James... Ok Kendall, arch your back and lean back into James... Kylie, stand beside theme and be sexy." The photographer keeps the photo shoot running smoothly. My sisters in law Kendall and Kylie Jenner are doing a photoshoot with me for their new calendar. It takes me back to my modeling days. Kendall and Kylie both l...
This is a parody Story Theme : My Hot Wives Penny And Bernadette from The Big Bang Theory and I have fucked up freaky fun exploring sexual boundaries My Mom Kathie Lee (Kathie Lee Gifford) My wife Penny and I have been married for about a year and a half. It's been a glorious time, full of freaky fucked up fun and sleazy sexual awesomeness. My cock has b...
This is a parody... It is not real I was looking at my newest fitness client, Jwoww, from the TV show Jersey Shore. She had been trying to schedule an appointment with me for awhile, but I was out of town with my girl, Kim Kardashian. We were on vacation in Jamaica and I had just gotten back. Plus I had to fly across country to New Jersey to work with Jwoww...
This is a porn parody... It's a fantasy only... It ain't real This is a two part story based in 2012 and stars Chyna aka Joanie Laurier... R. I. P. "Yeah... that's right Steve. You get me 4 tickets to Madonna's LA show and I'll hook you up with Christy Canyon. You scratch my back... I'll send you some big titty whores." Christy smacked me as I fucked her...