"Tonight on Fox 11. Where is The King Of SEXXX? He hasn't been seen in a week and no one seems to know where he is. More tonight at 10... I'm Christine Divine, see you then." ... Where am I? Odds are, I'm somewhere fucking. That's what most people would think. Maybe I am. Maybe... I'm not. ... "I honestly don't know where he is." My girl Kate Upton tells...
A TRAILER PARK SOAP OPERA... A REALLY DIRTY ONE... "Damn mama... your pussy grabbin my dick like it owes you money. SHITTTTTTT!! UHHHHHHH!!" "Oh yeahhhh sweetheart. It owes me cummmmmmm! Mmmmmmmmm." Mama (Kathie Lee Gifford) grinds and bounces faster and faster on my ten and a half inches of white trash cock meat. My bed is creakin and crackin like a moth...
This is a huge freak fucking sleazy ass sex parody series... It ain't real. THIS IS A SUPER SIZED SERIES OF MY PERVERTED FANTASIES... IT TIES TOGETHER A MAIN STORY WITH DIFFERENT SIDE STORIES INTO ONE PERVERTED WORLD... IT COMBINES REAL LIFE CELEBRITIES WITH TV SHOW AND MOVIE CHARACTERS... MY FREAKY AND WILD FAMILY WILL BE ADDED AT DIFFERENT TIMES IN THE DI...
This is a super awesome sleazy fuckfest freaky ass sex parody... It ain't real though... Damn This is my new series about me, living My Freaky Life... It's full of sleaze, freaky fucking and fun... It's a huge series combining real life celebrities with TV show and movie characters... There are a lot of people in it, but they will be added gradually... This...
WARNING : TWISTED DEPRAVED PERVERTED HORNY ASS SLEAZY FREAKY AS FUCK SEX PARODY... IT AIN'T REAL... BUT IT SURE AS HELL IS DIRTY AS SHIT THIS IS MY HORNIEST... FREAKIEST... AND MOST PERVERTED FUCK FILLED FUCKFEST STORY YET... THERE ARE A BUNCH OF CELEBS IN THIS... IT'S ABOUT FREAKY FUNLAND RESORT... ME AND MY FUCKED UP HORNY ASS FAMILY AND CREW OPEN UP THE...
Pure Depraved Hedonistic Sex Parody Hedonism is not for everyone. Open sexual boundaries lead to pure sexual bliss. This is a look into the world of sexual exploration with no rules. I'm a hedonist. I'm all about seeking out my pleasure, at all times. Join me and my perverted crew as we explore an open sexual world. Welcome to... Swinger's Paradise... "Bab...
Ahhhhhhhh. Nothing like a mid day piss. Especially in the fancy ass lobby of your office/apartment building. Right there in my favorite chair. Piss flying on the fucking floor. I own the building, so no pain in the ass bitching about it. I love pissing in front of people. All over people too. I get off on it. They do too. Most of em do. The others... fuck em...
WE FUCK... ITS WHAT WE DO!... "Honey... snookums... why exactly is there a giant monster truck in the driveway? Hmmm?" "That's just James' new monster truck. Eat some cereal." "James' new monster truck? My son... who I love by the way... bought another monster truck?" Yes. He wrecked the last one. You remember. Now eat." "Honey bun... I DON'T WANT TO E...
"Oh yeahhhhh. Do me good, sweetheart. Sexy man with the big, beautiful cock. Mmmmmmmmm. I'M BETTY FUCKING WHITE, BITCHES!" Gotta love my dear, horny ass friend Betty White. I'm loving her riding... grinding, and bouncing on... my fat dick right about now, for sure. She's an old... no pun intended... friend of the family. My bedroom is rockin with the sweet s...
WARNING : OFFENSIVE... DEPRAVED... SLEAZY... SEXUALLY INTENSE... PURE DEBAUCHERY AT IT'S MOST PERVERSE AND FILTHIEST... IT AIN'T REAL... BUT READ IT ANYWAY "Yeah mama... I'll be home later. We're filming our next video. Yeah, up in the hills. Not far from the Hollywood sign... but don't tell anyone. We don't have a fuckin permit. Ha. OK. Love ya." "ALRIGHT...