Ahhhhh. It's good to be back. Nice vacation in Hawaii with Ronda, but I'm an agent, best in the damn biz. LA LA Land is my home... my jungle, and I'm the king of it. "TIMMY... GET YOUR ASS IN HERE!" I yell for my young assistant Timmy. He's annoying sometimes and gets in the way here and there, but... Yeah, he's a pain. Timmy runs into my office. "Yes sir?"...
I don't really remember the trip to the hospital. I got all of that later. I woke up coughing, it got worse, finally I was coughing up blood. Usually this means the end in situations like mine, I have been ready for it for months, to be honest. Oxygen from somewhere, flat on my back plane ride to Boston, nurses everywhere. I think sometimes it is a disadva...
THIS IS A WEIRD ONE... THIS IS A HUGE SERIES THAT COMBINES PAST AND PRESENT CELEBRITIES WITH REGULAR NON CELEBRITIES... IT HAS TV AND MOVIE SHOW CHARACTERS... IT HAS DECEASED CELEBRITIES... IT HAS SEX ROBOTS... OH YEAH... SEX ROBOTS... IT'S A SEX CRAZED MASH UP OF MY FUCKED UP FANTASIES AND SHIT THAT JUST TURNS ME ON ALL MIXED TOGETHER AND SPRINKLED WITH FUC...
Kissing Kate Upton, while she's laying on you in nothing but a gray tee shirt, her huge natural melons rubbing your chest, with no bra to get in the way... is a pretty fucking great way to spend ur day, evening, or night. "Cum in me daddy. I wanna have your baby. Mmmmmmmmm." Kate being sexy, slutty Kate. Having Kate Upton tell you to cum in her, cause she w...
THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING PARODY HOMEY... IT IS NOT REAL... BUT ITS FUCKING HOT This is my homage to one of my favorite movies... Friday... This is like the white trash cousin version of it... It's sleazy, kinky, filthy and oh yeah, it's freaky as shit... Blaze a blunt or pop open a case of Bud... Or both... Get ready to get freaky... Enjoy CAST: Dick (Me)...
The following story is true down to the last detail. Names have been changed to avoid legal complications. * February in the Midwest can be crazy cold. I looked out my office window at the gathering gloom of the late afternoon as light snow swirled in the wind. For some reason, I hadn't been able to concentrate most of the day. As I stared out the window,...
This is intended for adults 21 and over only. If you are offended by graphic descriptions of a sexual nature, please, don't read this or download it. If this is illegal wherever you are reading this stop now. * * * * * I can remember the day about six months ago when the new neighbors moved in. They were a couple I would say in their mid thirties and thei...
"Where's my darling grandson?" "He's upstairs. He hasn't been feeling well. Bridgette is taking care of him." "I bet she is." (Grandmotherly giggling) "She does a great job for my baby." "Yes. She's a talented employee. I'm glad she can help my grandson feel better. I'm more than happy to do that myself though, dear." "I know you are mom... so am I. Don...
Kathie Sucks Her Boss I don't know if there's a label for it when you end up eating three stranger's cum from your woman on the very first date (see TexMeetsHisFutureWifeKathie on my profile). But I call it hot - really hot. After the first date we were almost inseparable and soon moved in together. We also worked at the same place and subsequently develope...
Harriet's satisfaction peaked as she befriended 'Curious Mandy' via e-mail; she learned that like so many housewives she had inhibited a strong sexual desire to dominate, particularly as she suspected her chauvinistic husband was having affairs with younger women, while she was trapped in a dour and lifeless marriage. She edged toward separation, and Harriet...