It was strange, but mostly it was embarrassing. I mean, there I was in the final two strokes of a deliriously powerful orgasm, as I closed my eyes in the absolute joy of the moment and I came. Suddenly I heard screams and moans and I opened my eyes to see my cum arching out from my cock and splashing right in the middle of a beautiful, baby shower cake. Tak...
THIS IS A PARODY... IT IS NOT REAL This is a new type of sex parody I'm trying. I think of it as a comedy noir type of story. The narrator, William, will tell the story of Katie Couric being a nympho, and he will also interact with her. It will be full of hyperbole. I hope it works well. Enjoy. ***** Welcome to Katie the Nympho. Let me introduce our narr...
This is a parody... It is not real Kathie Lee Gifford had been going to medical school part time for years. She finally graduated and decided to open The Best Sperm Bank. Simple name and fun job, for her and her nurses. Dr Gifford took great pride in her semen extraction abilities and now she could finally make it a job. She was in her office looking throug...
THIS IS A PARODY... IT IS NOT REAL... IT IS A FANTASY This is my second Rachael Ray Queen Of Mean story... It concentrates on her getting fucked at her bondage orgies... It's freaky... Enjoy. *** FUCK MY GODDAMN ASS, MOTHERFUCKER!! FUCK IT HARDER, BITCH!!" Rachael wanted her thick ass fucked right and dammit, she was gonna get it, fucked right! She was ri...
This is a parody... It is not real It was a bright sunny day in The Hamptons. Rachael Ray was having a pool party, for some famous and not famous, friends, at her new beach house, she and husband John had recently bought. Everyone was in swimsuits, drinking, eating and having a great time. Just another normal party amongst friends, right? Not quite. It was...
Fuck You TV. The network all about sex, more sex and all kinds of sleazy debauchery gone wild. Nonstop fuck fun and all around crazy ass horniness run amok. Buckle up. It's Fuck O Clock... This is a new series in the style of Kentucky Fried Movie from the 70's. It's a hodge podge of different short stories that aren't necessarily tied together in any way ot...
Look at this, the ones from my story Beautiful Betty, who made the biggest stink about attending, are the first ones here. Do you believe it? "Hey, Betty, you look very beautiful, as always. Davis, thank you for coming, it's nice to see you." "Take your dirty paws off my woman, Freddie, or I'll deck you and stomp you to death, you hack!." "Listen here, Da...
"Drink?" Katie Couric looked up into Tom Selleck's smiling face and smiled herself. She had fantasized a jillion times about having a rendezvous with the small and big screen star. She was happy to find that this was not another fantasy but a real life experience. Tom was naked in her dressing room!! He'd given her some of the best head she'd had in a long...
Madonna, Cher, and Genna Davis entered the condo nearly together. "What's going on here?" Cher's face was red with rage. I've never seen her so mad. She has quite the temper. Madonna closed the door and locked it. Cher and Geena Davis stood behind her. Katie, Meredith, and Julie stood and turned to face the celebrity women. "Hello ladies," said Katie. "...
My name is Dan, and I have been in love with my local newswoman for a couple of years. I know that almost every straight guy out there has a female broadcaster or talk-show hostess (Katie Couric, Leeza Gibbons, some of those Fox News girls, or Jillian Barberie) that he would LOVE to fuck. Well, a week ago, I finally sold a manuscript, and I got a chance to...