Celebrities: Insert Name If you could be with a celebrity, any celebrity past or present, who would you choose and why? "Well, Freddie, I always wanted to do Cleopatra. Does she count as a celebrity?" Insert a name of the celebrity that you presently drool over. He or she is your dream man or woman. You would do anything to be with this person. You dream...
Hi Everyone, I thought you girls out there (and guys actually) might find this amusing. It happened just under a year ago. At the time I was in a great deal of pain following a car accident about 2 years prior. Although I had been fine immediately after the accident about a month later I started developing severe back pain. It got progressively worse to th...
John Holmes won instant porno fame as the man with the enormous dick. Estimates of the length of his member range from ten inches to a credibility-defying sixteen. According to the Wikipedia, "Veteran porn actress Seka has claimed Holmes' penis was the biggest in the industry" but the article adds that, "not all who slept with him agree." However, there is...
November 2010 It usually took many months to get a new temp job; and after the time I had with Sofia Vergara, I was in need of a rest. So naturally, the agency gave me a new assignment just three months later this time. But when they told me they were sending me back to New York, I got a bit more energy. After my time on "30 Rock" two years ago with Tina...
Charlotte's expression was in step with her hesitation as she smiled weakly at the receptionist. Was this woman passing judgment? Charlotte worried. After all, this man specialised in sexual problems, so of course the receptionist would know that. How much detail was the woman privy to? 'Mr Holmes is free; go right in.' 'Thanks,' replied Charlotte weakly....
"THE DEVONSHIRE EPICUREAN SOCIETY": A newly-discovered "Sherlock Holmes" Adventure from the Memoirs of the late John H. Watson, M.D. Copyright 2004 by SEXY_GOURMET, All Rights Reserved, No Copies, Reprints, or Quotes Without Express Written Consent of Author. FORWARD/PROLOGUE: WATSON: Throughout the years, no doubt many readers of these chronicles of my...
Sherlock Holmes filled his pipe languidly from the pouch at his side. "What is it this time," I asked somewhat irritably. "Morphine or cocaine?" "It is neither, Watson. It is a rather pleasant Acapulco Golden Shag, a gift from a grateful client, whom you may recall: Mr. Ignatius Mossleby." "Ah, yes," I responded enthusiastically. "The Curious Affair of the...
CONAN DOYLE - THE CASE OF THE RELUCTANT WHORE A thick London fog lay over the city as I let myself into the lodging at 221B Baker Street. As I entered I saw Holmes reclining in his favorite chair, with clouds of tobacco surrounding his head. Glancing at me as I came in the door, he asked, "Ah, Watson. And how is the esteemed Mrs. Goadby this evening?"...
Sherlock Holmes and the Hooded Blackmailer. Part 1. I have had the pleasure and honour of documenting several investigations carried out by my friend Mr Sherlock Holmes and the publication of these accounts has led to him becoming somewhat of a household name. I have on occasion however had need to suppress certain cases and hold their publication for some...
Foreword Hello readers, sorry to delay the storytelling, this is just a short note about why I wrote this story. If you page down to the Prologue now, you won't miss any of the story. The creator of Sherlock Holmes – Arthur Conan Doyle – is possibly the world's most famous author of short stories, and these days erotica is the literary genre now most commo...