* * * * * Click Here to listen. (4 min/mp3) * * * * * You know, the last time you and I got together, we almost got caught. I still wonder how you were able to control your breath enough to keep your wife from asking if you were okay. I was very impressed. After all, I think you're the only man whose voice didn't crack or waver while I was licking my juic...
Okay folks in an earlier how to guide I took you into Sears and we took care of a lot of your sexual shopping for the upcoming holiday season. The general idea was to avoid some of the snobby or overly zealous sales people at your local fetish shops. Of course, other than adapting normal hardware into sex toys, another proven way to purchase products...
I was listening to Tom Leykis on the radio as I was driving home from work the other day and was confronted with an interesting topic. Generally you can count on the good old Professor to have a nice pussy hungry, bare breasts flashing on the highway kind of radio show, but sometimes he pulls out some incredibly rational and timely shows that cut through all...
Ertun the old wizard cackled, his frail arm moving manically as he threw himself into his work. He had an epiphany while he was sleeping last night. When he woke he knew that what ever this was would be glorious. The door creaked open but Ertun was unconcerned, there was only one type of creature near his tower. What's more only one of the them would be allo...
I just had a shitty day at work. Hello unemployment line on Monday. My sexist boss doesn't take rejection well. "Fuck..." Thank God its Friday. The sweat starts to drip down my forehead. I think to myself that I should get the air conditioner fixed. Then I realize I won't have money to pay my rent, let alone fix this junker of a car. I wish this tr...
I'm sitting on an exam table in the overly air conditioned room. He's distracted and fumbling with his papers when he walks in. "Sorry for the wait, I'm Dr. Patel." He looks up from his clipboard. "Tisha? Is that you?" "Andy!" I self-consciously cover myself and try to remember the last time I shaved my legs. Somehow he looks even better than when we da...
Janie and Me: How I Lost My Cherry To Another Girl Ch. 03 * Janie gave my cunt lips a light kiss before burring her finger back inside of me. When she did this time she pushed at my walls and kind of dug around in a circle getting in up to her knuckle. She'd wanted to get a real finger full of me for her first taste-removing the finger and inserting it dee...
I had been in Port Charles for what seemed like forever. The work on my club was coming along but that horrid epidemic had slowed them down a bit. And now apparently a few of the people I had met had passed away from it. It was a not a good thing. I tightened my fur around me and looked up the street. It was still early and I was unsure of what the day woul...
Lana sits there at her desk so focused on her work that her nose is crinkling. She is without a doubt the most amazing woman I have ever known. She's just so distant. She looks up at me and smiles. She doesn't have a big toothy smile. What makes her smile so gorgeous is the way her eyes smile too. She has the most enchanting and infectious smile. I can't kee...
Honey, we really need to talk about your selfishness. Here I am, your girlfriend, a hot yoga instructor from Europe, 165 cm, 56 kg, fake D tits, fake nails, fake eyelashes... and I haven't been talking to you since yesterday evening. I'm sure you will figure out soon why I'm mad at you. It's so obvious to me. If you can't figure it out soon, then I will de...