Written purely for laughs for a girlfriend. But she wants to see her name on Literotica, so here goes. Don't expect great literature in this one. Gary Farnham paced back and forth across his living room, with cell phone in hand. He knew full well that neither the inquiries he was making nor the rut he was trampling into his carpet would accomplish anyth...
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They're putting together a task force, he thought as he rubbed his hands together, almost giggling in delight. A task force in his honor. It was almost like getting an academy award. He did giggle then, thinking about standing at a podium, Nick Saint handing him the head of a dead girl as a trophy. Too delicious. He was down in his laboratory, what he calle...
"And so that's all there is to it, Mr. Cooper. It's all completely free. For now, anyway." The young man smiled, his blond hair stringy, unwashed. Pimples dotted his cheeks, and he continually pushed his silver, wire-rimmed glasses up the bridge of his nose. Mike doubted the guy could have been more than twenty. So this was Jon Chamberlinne, inventor extrao...
The chronological order of my stories is now listed in WifeWatchman's biography. Feedback and constructive criticism is very much appreciated, and I encourage feedback for ideas. This story contains graphic scenes, language and actions that might be extremely offensive to some people. These scenes, words and actions are used only for the literary purposes...
[Set in New Zealand] BALLBREAKER - a demanding woman who destroys men's confidence. (Source: Free Online Dictionary. Chapter 1 Susanna Bundy spent her first formative 12 weeks in a bassinette with a Barbie Doll attached at the far end of it. When she graduated to a cot in the nursery, decorated in pink, the doll went with her, hanging near the end of th...
[©2010 BY CLINTON09; ALL CHARACTERS OVER THE AGE OF 18; NO EVENTS DESCRIBED ARE TRUE] [No celebrities were harmed in the writing of this composition. This account, of course, is purely harmless fiction; none of these people did or would do any of these actions.] * What's the old, tired, expression: "Well, it was a tough job, but SOMEONE had to do it!" My...
Beats me where she was from. India, probably, but maybe Sri Lanka or Pakistan or some other country in that region. Maybe she was Turkish or Persian or even Arab, but she sure as shit wasn't Australian and when she realised she'd been caught staring at me, she smiled, revealing a mouth of slightly bucked, very white teeth. I looked away from her and back t...
"This life isn't a fairytale, there is no happily ever after, and I wouldn't expect to find prince charming nestled somewhere waiting to rescue you. No one is going to save you, that is something you might as well accept now, go ahead prepare yourself for the inevitable end. It's not going to be pleasant or kind, no one is going to care if you're crying or i...
Each story is exactly 50 words long. The titles do not count in the word total. * Devil's Shit List Three friends die and go to Hell. Roy and Jim have to sleep with two ugly hags. "Why," they ask. "Because you're on my shit list," the Devil said. They then see Tony sleeping with Heidi Klum? "What's that about?" they say. The devil replies, "She's on my sh...