It's a fuck parody... It ain't real "Why is this bitch here James? You know I hate her. She took my job and she's a puny little twat." Kathie Lee asks me... upset she's sitting mere feet from her arch enemy. "Puny little twat? Where'd you learn that one grandma?" Kelly... pissed off. "Why would you wanna fuck her anyway? She's a walking STD advertisemen...
Ever since last summer, when Kathie Lee Gifford left the show, Regis has been holding auditions for the other seat. You know the seat where the woman sits and just looks beautiful while Regis wears his trademark suits and drinks his coffee. Well this last spring, Regis hit the jackpot with Kelly Ripa, one of the stars from "All My Children." Kelly was determ...
This is a parody... It is not real *** Kelly Ripa was sitting at her desk, on the phone with a network executive, talking about a future network special. "Yeah yeah, make sure the money's right. I'm a big star and I expect to be paid accordingly." Kelly was haggling over money, while her male secretary, Jeffrey, was on his knees eating her beautiful, clean...
This is a parody This is my follow up to the Kathie Lee Gifford vs. Kelly Ripa story It's been a very fun few months since Kelly Ripa and I moved in with Kathie Lee Gifford. Both women are gorgeous... both are good cooks... both are sweet and treat me great... and both are awesome fucks. It's been sex-o-rama uncensored, every day, since we all moved in tog...
Introduction: The story behind Kelly Ripa's rise to stardom as a morning talk show host. This story begins in 2011 when Kelly Ripa was co-host on Live with Regis and Kelly. The story moves through the next year when Kelly finally becomes the star of her own TV show, Live with Kelly and Michael. * Kelly Ripa is really pissed off. She has been co-host of...
Ever since I was a young boy I wanted to be a photographer. Something about capturing a moment in time on film just had a draw for me. I graduated USC with a degree in Art, concentrating in Photography, and immediately landed a job as a photographer's assistant in the LA area. It was unreal at times, the beautiful people and places, the unimaginable opulen...
It was another boring Saturday afternoon. As much as I looked forward to the weekend while sitting at my lifeless desk job downtown, I couldn't remember the last time I had a truly awesome experience to warrant the anticipation. It seemed all I ever did was clean around the house, organize my bills, and maybe catch the last half hour of "It's Academic" on th...
The 7-bedroom house that Ashley and Mary Kate Olsen had purchased in Redondo Beach was situated on a lofty promontory overlooking the Pacific Ocean. It was a sprawling affair, an oceanfront estate whose exterior was done in a classic red stucco; the interior being an admixture of Mary Kate's propensity for ultra-modern chic, combined with Ashley's more neocl...
For as long as I'd been working at Artists Unlimited, I never really learned much about the background of Chuck Tyler & Jeff Murphy. Though Chuck was the public face of the company (thanks to some well-chosen appearances on entertainment shows and more recently cable news outlets) behind the scenes, it was Jeff who did much of the work and was who I reported...
An Interracial Slut Training Facility. By Dylan Mitchell III African American Doctors Rod Pierce and Dr. Hyram Tailsman have become the world's leading authorities on the sexual advancement of white women. Together, they run the White Women's BBC Clinic, a cutting edge facility, where, with the help of the dedicated nursing staff, and a group of capable y...