An imagined sequel to "Some Like It Hot." In the last scene of the movie classic, Daphne has just revealed to Osgood, the lovesick millionaire who asked her to marry him, that she is really a man. To which Osgood replied, "Nobody's perfect." I was stupefied. Osgood knew that I was masquerading as a woman, and even after seeing me with my wig off and hearing...
"Any chance you can back out of this, maybe call in sick?" asked Tom worriedly, lying fully clothed on his back on Angelina's heart-shaped bed. "We've been over this a million times," replied his lover patiently, from behind the accordion-like 6'0" tall wooden changing area a few feet away. "I've been committed to being a participant in the school's bachelo...
The words, "I love it when a plan comes together," kept echoing through my head over and over. I believe it was Hannibal Smith who made those 8 words famous, but in truth, at that moment, with nothing in front of me but a clear expanse of I-90 in South Dakota, those words were meant entirely for me. I had just turned 42, and after beginning as an intern at...
Sandra's nerves were on edge. As she checked into the hotel she didn't notice the appreciative glances of the male business travellers that made up the majority of the hotel's mid-week clientele. All she could think of was her interview tomorrow. After years of study she'd finally gained her PhD and now she was about to enter the real world. Her research had...
This story is part of an ongoing series. The chronological order of my stories is listed in WifeWatchman's biography. Feedback and constructive criticism is very much appreciated, and I encourage feedback for ideas. This story contains graphic scenes, language and actions that might be extremely offensive to some people. These scenes, words and actions are...
Single, middle-aged and bespectacled Angelina Lione may look the part of the prim, proper and sexually repressed, buttoned-up librarian, but she's most definitely NOT your father's librarian - at least not in private. Blessed with a ravenous and unquenchable sexual appetite, Angelina navigates the Dewey Decimal System as deftly as she negotiates about her lo...
The personal ad in the back section of the New York Review of Books caught my eye immediately: Widow seeks personal assistant. Must be well-educated, worldly-wise, well-traveled, have impeccable taste, be totally discreet, loyal, and available 24/7. Excellent salary. On-the-job training as appropriate. Send résumé to Box 7532. I had risen rapidly through t...
The other side of the bed was empty when Bill awoke. The clock showed 7:30. He lay on his back and thought about how nice it had been to sleep with Faith -- tangled up like puppies. But now came the morning after awkwardness. How a woman behaved the day after was always a mystery to him. Some were clingy, some cold, but the hardest to deal with were the gr...
My wife and I continued to see Doctor Stern in the months that followed. We learned how shifting our power dynamic can help her to cope with the childhood sexual trauma that had colored our sex life since we met. I had not even been aware of our dynamic until we explored it with Dr. Stern. She helped us to create a space where my wife was in control and felt...
Dave Forsyth didn't know what the hell he was getting himself into. The fool practically walked into his own nightmare. He did this by being careless to the wrong person. A mistake that was to cost him very dearly. This is the story about a husband, his loving wife and dominant black man with a taste for for sexual depravity and how all three lives are irrev...