You are a recent college graduate taking a year off before going to grad school. Really switching things up has been your thing recently. You broke up with your long time boyfriend, and bought a converted sprinter van with some money you had been saving up for the last several years. The continental United States is now your oyster for the next year! With no...
Before I get to Roni's step-cousin Constance Marie, I need to share with you something I discovered shortly after we were married. A month or two after the wedding, we had fallen in to our routine. Roni always went to bed before me, by about an hour. One evening she stated that she always fell asleep faster if I was there with her so I started watching my 1...
When my wife and I were first married, we took a car trip to San Francisco to see the sites and visit the Oceanside. Although Tabitha was a modest woman when we were dating, she was very intrigued when I mentioned that some of the beaches in the area permitted nudity. Expecting her to groan or make a sarcastic comment about my desire to ogle her, or worse, o...
You work at a Taco bell/KFC restaurant ..you work at the KFC side and your life is pretty dull. You're 22 so it isn't like you couldn't have a good time, but you don't feel like drinking. Your walking over to clock out when you bump into something "Oh sorry" replies a female voice. What's next? you see this gorgeous girl behi...
Author's Note: The Story over all: I only I hope Dickens doesn't come and get me for this but the name came to me the moment I read about the winter contest and I had to do it. Destined to be 5 chapters total with one chapter devoted to each spirit of Christmas, this is not going to be short. (This charter alone is nearly 5,000 words.) So if you are looking...
Having just turned 18 I was in an adventurous mood, my friends and I were nite clubbing and bar hopping on Fridays and Saturdays, I was seeing Steve once or twice a week, going to the gym twice a week and working 30 hours a week at KFC, what a boring job but it was income. Sex had become a part of life for me and it was constantly on my mind, except for tho...
__ Every holiday season, Butterball Turkey Corporation opens their HOTLINE for calls, concerns, and culinary urgencies. This is an actual account of one such call and the chaos that followed. The operator works as a full-time nurse in Mississippi where she volunteers her services to turkey basters in need. __ Butterball Hotline Caller: “Hello?” 119 Operator:...
It was Christmas morning, about 4 am and Darnell had woken up, I guess you could say he was still a kid at heart, for he loves Christmas morning, this year was even more special for him for this was his first Christmas in Connecticut with Kim and the kids, Kim and the girls were still asleep, Darnell laid there watching the woman whom he was so in love with,...
It was early when I woke and checked my alarm clock. Being a Saturday, it wasn't set to go off, but I woke at the same time regardless. My name is John Adel, and I knew I'd never get back to sleep now that I was awake enough to check the time. So I got out of bed with the intention of getting some early morning shopping done since I had nothing better to do....
Me and Angel laze around her apartment, watching public access TV on a Saturday afternoon. We have all the fans on high plus the window unit, and it's still a million degrees. I lie on the floor with a wet washcloth on my head and seriously consider buying an Eggmaster. Dax's ice cream truck rolls down the street playing "Turkey in the Straw" and I scrambl...