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This is a perverted sleazy fucktastic parody series... It ain't real Stars Of This Story : James (Me) Kim Kardashian (Herself) Beyonce (Herself) Spence (Spence Ulchin Of The Sitcom King Of Queens) Professor Gaia (Herself) Christy Canyon (Herself) "Babe, will you and Beyonce please go to the Adult Convention in San Diego with Spence and try to help...
"So you tagged my baby girl." "Morning to you too Rock." Zach Pedigo stepped into the front office of Teleki's Vinyl Siding and Insulation. For once Rockwell "Rocky" Teleki's wife Angel wasn't greeting him at the door. Zach, priding himself on being early left himself a target for just such a greeting. Mano to Mano. "I overheard my kid bragging to the wif...
The idea that I might have an easier schedule with the Morrison group than with Artists Unlimited was anything but. To be fair, I was working a lot of assignments but I began to think that Jackie Morrison's idea of me being a producer might not be so bad after all. For now though, I thought it was best to do the job I was hired for and keep my ambitions in c...
Why do we all feel the need to flash our naked bodies? Not going as far to deem them whores but Emma's friends, Diane and Carol, were sexually provocative and sexually promiscuous. Never lonely, horny, of sexually unsatisfied, every Saturday night, they always had a date. Every weekend they went out with a different guy. Every weekend, they went dancing, dr...
Beautiful Depravity 03 By : DickThePimp "My gorgeous son in law. If only you weren't married to my oldest daughter." "I'm next in line, mom." "No... I'm next. If James and Kim split up, I get him next." "Says who?" "Says me!" "Girls. Please. I'm your mother... so I get him. That's the rules. So relax." "Excuse me?" Kim walks into her mom's living roo...
I didn't ask to be sucked down the rabbit hole of "Kimye." Hell, it was the nanny agency's idea. I don't even know how they picked my agency, to be honest. Yet for some reason, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian called my agency to find a male nanny for their new baby – North West, as all bloggers and comedians know – and I won the lottery. For the next two-and...
Author's Note: This story is completely fictional and did not happen. All characters and names are fictional and were made up. ****************** The feeling of success came with familiarity to Kim Kardashian. With years of tabloid experience under her belt, she took it without the feeling of surprise. It was common for her name to be at the top of celebr...
Freaks, Geeks And Porn 01 By : DickThePimp "He's a virgin. So take it easy on him. Don't wanna scare him off." "Mmmmmmmmm. God, I love your cock, sweetheart. My gorgeous son." I wink up at my mom (Kelly Madison). "We'll make sure he's fine, babe. Don't worry." Kim licks my left nipple, sucking hard on my piercing. "Yes, babe. We'll take good care of hi...
"Would you rather be gay and rich or straight and poor?" asked Kyle. As high school boys, we all replied with an enthusiastic, "Straight and poor!" I don't know how it always gets to this no matter what the subject. We end up asking Would You questions and it always ends up bizarre. A pretty good question hit me. "Would you eat a guy's ass but the reward w...