"So... Megyn... what do you think about my idea to spice things up around here?" "What about you Gretchen?" "Uh huh... and you Katie?" I'm leaning back in my very comfy office chair, asking my three main ladies Gere at the Network how they feel about my idea of having a fan raffle each day, so a lucky fan can come up to Fuck You TV and fuck their favorite...
Just before I got engaged, I had a quick fling with a Jewish woman I met at a college reunion party. I did not know her when we were at school (she was four years younger; it was an open party for all alumni), but we hit it off. She liked that I was successful and in shape. I liked that she was hot as hell. Mara was a petite brunette with a gym-honed body....
Author's note: This is a work of fantasy and as a result doesn't conform to the limitations of reality (safe sex, physics of anal sex, etc). That's why it's erotic fiction rather than a user manual. Feedback and voting is always very much appreciated. Thanks! It had started like any other night at work. But now here he was, in the backseat of a stretch...
This is a freaky and sleazy fuck parody... but it ain't real. This is the second chapter of my SEX TV series where I and my girlfriend, Kim Kardashian run a sex channel... Spence Ulchin from the sitcom, The King Of Queens, is in this chapter as well... Enjoy my fellow freaks. I was walking to Kim's office to interview Serena Williams about doing a sports s...
"Pumpkin" And so, the afternoon went briskly to evening and Theresa packed her light clothes into her favorite gym bag. She prepared for the camp weekend with Dustin. It was something she looked forward to over the past week. Still, despite her excitement on the trip, she had some second thoughts. Her glimmer in her henna eyes suddenly dimmed. "Oh, what am...
Author's Note: This story is completely fictional and did not happen. All characters and names are fictional and were made up. This series is a spin off to 'Breaking The Internet', a story I wrote last year around this time. The ideas and themes that were introduced in that story will be thoroughly explored through this series. Hope you all enjoy! *******...
As amazing as my time in Nashville had been, there was the inevitable flip side to things. Courtesy of Marty O'Brien. Just after we'd wrapped things up in Nashville he called us with a last minute offer of photographing a private gig Tigress was doing in Chicago. Chris decided to head home and let me do this one myself. What seemed like a great idea wasn't....
Sunday after coffee...the day was still young. Namely noon. Zach Pedigo decided to head home early after Khloe and the darling couple Heidi and Weaver went off on their own. Rest sounded great but it was not in the cards. Roaring into his apartment complex on his Harley he noted a certain redheaded neighbor outside sunbathing. Although pale of skin, Petra M...
SEX FICTION SEX IS MY KINGDOM... ALL HAIL ME AND MY COCK FUCKING IS LIVING... SO LIVE LONG AND PROSPER YOUR HORNY ASS OFF Sitting in the kitchen of my mother in law Kris Jenner. I'm waiting for my wife Kim Kardashian. I'm not a fan of waiting around. Even though Kris is on her knees, under the kitchen table, sucking me off. She's pregnant with my child......
THIS IS A PARODY... IT IS NOT REAL I was sitting in Kim Kardashian's house, with her mom, Kris Jenner, waiting for the queen herself to show up. Kris had hired me to remodel Kim's bedroom because I'm the best in the biz, at what I do. I have a long list of celebrity clientele, I have worked with and they all have loved my work. I'm also the best, at anothe...