I wrote this for a special man, *pouncehugcuddle* you know who you are. Thanks Teknight once again for your editing expertise. You're patience with my grammar astonishes me. As always the people in this story are over 18. * Anxiously I wait for you to answer as the phone rings. It's Saturday, late afternoon, and I'm not sure if you are busy, but I'm hoping...
A quick, straight punch came clashing right on my cheek, nearly knocking me off my feet. I stumbled, but grabbed the metal netting surrounding the cage we're in. Well... It seemed that getting the champion status really was a tough egg to crack! Who would've thought! Talking about eggs... The former kickboxing champion, nicknamed "Dark Drea", just took ad...
I need to describe my wife Sally to help this little tale make sense. Sally isn't one of those raving beauties we read about here, she wasn't blessed (or cursed if you will) with huge "38DD's". Sally is 5'6", she barely makes 115#, the right description for her bust is "ain't any". She does have a set of nipples that I could use to nail two boards together...
Three Finger Bobb, Space Trooper Green Armed Penis, Loaded for Hookers Chapter Three Trooper Bobb entered the "No Shit" platoon capsule under the sign that said. No Shit No Poopy No Gas All shitter's must ring the shit bell "Hi, Top Shit. Trooper Bobb reporting for duty, Sir." "That's Mr. Top Shit to you. Welcome aboard Trooper. If you ever call me...
It had never been the gold mine they had hoped for. The original plan had been to cater for families visiting as tourists, and travelling businessmen, but as reality bit they were happy to have anyone who would stay at their Guest House. Helen Turner was in her late thirties, as was her husband Pete. A real beauty in her day, the weekly grind had worn her d...
(A quick note: The following is a copy of the letter that I sent to Aaron which made him punish me in ‘I don’t want to share’…) Dear Mr. Black, Do you know what I’m doing right now? I’m sitting in my bedroom with a huge dildo, the biggest I could buy. And you know what? It isn’t big enough. They don’t make them up to your size at my favorite store, so I gu...
The Second Date… After constant badgering, emails and phone calls you finally agree to meet me for a casual dinner and drink date. It’s a warm Spring evening and as I am driving to the truck stop on Route 56, I run my check off list in my head, shaved legs, used lots of baby lotion so skin would be very soft. I manicured my nails the night before taking gre...
THIS IS A PERVERTED FUCK PARODY SERIES... IT AIN'T REAL THIS IS MY NEW SERIES STARRING ME AND THE CAST OF THE BIG BANG THEORY... IT WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME OF MY FREAKY FAMILY MEMBERS AND OTHER REAL LIFE CELEBRITIES AND TV SHOW AND MOVIE CHARACTERS... IT TAKES PLACE IN 2018 My Freaky Family Members In This Episode: My Mom Patty (Patricia Heaton) My Cousi...
This chapter continues the saga of Fred Fringle at St. Chester. None of the characters are under 18. In fact, they don’t even have a corporal existence. Some times I envy them. Just think, lots of sex and no taxes. After returning from the orientation picnic at the St Chester beach club (Chapter I) I had trouble getting to sleep. I gave some thought to beat...
I couldn't have been happier to come help you with your dishwasher malfunction in your new home. I noticed you when you moved in, and you certainly caught my eye. I was hoping I was your type, but the shy, quiet-on-the-outside me typically isn't good at getting a woman's attention. But here I was, in your home and helping out hoping I was making a good impre...