Swagg Pimpin' Sex Parody On the patio outside my penthouse suite at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Lighting a blunt. Smoking, looking at the pool party downstairs. All nude and shit... swaggin'... hangin' 10 thick. Hands on the rail, smoke in the air. What's next Dick? What about those lame ass hoes that talk shit on Literotica? Who's gettin' swagg pimped next?...
The Playboy Life 01 By : DickThePimp Episode 01 : Welcome To The Sex Farm "Damn, baby... your dick is magical. Uhhhhhhhh! It's making me forget all about girls." We laugh. "Your pussy's pretty freaking magical too, baby... not making me forget about girls though." We laugh again. "Here's your drink, James." The beautiful blonde stewardess, Amy, hands...
She had always been a slut. A brazen slut at that. Even as a child she was flirting with older men, trying to get attention any way she could. Now she was 18 with curly, dark red hair and a perfect body. She was five foot three with D cup tits and an ass that literally stopped traffic at times. It didn't hurt that she wore either lulu Lemon, skin tight, jaz...
Kissing Kate Upton, while she's laying on you in nothing but a gray tee shirt, her huge natural melons rubbing your chest, with no bra to get in the way... is a pretty fucking great way to spend ur day, evening, or night. "Cum in me daddy. I wanna have your baby. Mmmmmmmmm." Kate being sexy, slutty Kate. Having Kate Upton tell you to cum in her, cause she w...
Editor's note: this story contains scenes of incest or incest content. ***** THIS IS A PERVERTED SLEAZY FUCK PARODY... IT AIN'T REAL STAR OF THIS STORY : MY COUSIN AND WIFE KATE UPTON (HERSELF) MY FREAKY FAMILY MEMBERS IN THIS STORY : MY AUNT KATHIE LEE GIFFORD (HERSELF) "So, our first guest is someone Kathie Lee knows very well... and he's in the mid...
My wife Kim Kardashian and I are coming back home from a short trip to Vegas. We're driving back in my pimped out Escalade, green and gold... pimp colors baby. My cousin Spence (The King Of Queens) is in the back seat. He came along, but lost all of his money in the casino. He's pretty bummed out about it. He's been downing Redbulls the whole way back. Don't...
Ever since I wrote a part in a variety special for Kim Kardashian, we have had a very enjoyable sexual relationship. She loved the way I wrote the part, which I designed for her incredible beauty but rather limited acting skills, and she really loved the way I ate her pussy and licked and fucked her big, beautiful ass when we weren't working on the show. I c...
The next morning, Emma was the first to wake up. She stood up to get a glass of water, like she did every morning. The moment she sat up straight in the bed she felt something strange. Her things were a lot thicker than last night. It took Emma a moment to realize she was now in the body of Khloe Kardashian, and Alyssa was in Kim's. Emma looked over to her...
This is a freaky porn parody. This is my new series on the porn life... Enjoy my freaks. "Ok Selena, just like that. Blow me a kiss. Good, now pop out that chest a little more." I was taking some pictures of Selena Gomez. She came to me, because she was bored with her career. She wanted to reinvent herself and show her naughty side. So here we were, her sh...
Pure Pleasure Parody "Are you gonna be in San Francisco long?" Nancy Pelosi asks... putting her diamond earrings back on. I finish my rum and coke...still in bed. Nancy's on the other side, fully dressed... red pantsuit, beige blouse and heels. "Nah... just here for you. I made a special trip for you." "Awww...that's sweet. Thank you James. I know how po...