"I missed this," I thought I heard. With my face buried in Kat Dennings' bursting cleavage, I could be forgiven for not hearing her right. Nevertheless, I chose to believe I heard her right and said, "Me too," although I probably made it hard for her to hear me. "Well, doy," I heard a little better. At that point, I finally lifted my head out of her chest,...
Freaks, Geeks And Porn 01 By : DickThePimp "He's a virgin. So take it easy on him. Don't wanna scare him off." "Mmmmmmmmm. God, I love your cock, sweetheart. My gorgeous son." I wink up at my mom (Kelly Madison). "We'll make sure he's fine, babe. Don't worry." Kim licks my left nipple, sucking hard on my piercing. "Yes, babe. We'll take good care of hi...
FUCKED UP TWISTED AND PERVERTED PORN DEBAUCHERY AT IT'S SLEAZIEST... AND HORNIEST... ENJOY MY FELLOW PERVERTS PORN IS MY LIFE... MY WORLD... ENJOY THE ADVENTURE MY PRIVATE JET ON THE WAY TO NYC... I'm on the phone with my wife Kim Kardashian. "Just get it done babe. You're the boss, when I'm not around. Figure it out. Get another bitch to play Laura Croft...
"So... Megyn... what do you think about my idea to spice things up around here?" "What about you Gretchen?" "Uh huh... and you Katie?" I'm leaning back in my very comfy office chair, asking my three main ladies Gere at the Network how they feel about my idea of having a fan raffle each day, so a lucky fan can come up to Fuck You TV and fuck their favorite...
THIS IS A PARODY... IT IS NOT REAL I was sitting in Kim Kardashian's house, with her mom, Kris Jenner, waiting for the queen herself to show up. Kris had hired me to remodel Kim's bedroom because I'm the best in the biz, at what I do. I have a long list of celebrity clientele, I have worked with and they all have loved my work. I'm also the best, at anothe...
I didn't ask to be sucked down the rabbit hole of "Kimye." Hell, it was the nanny agency's idea. I don't even know how they picked my agency, to be honest. Yet for some reason, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian called my agency to find a male nanny for their new baby – North West, as all bloggers and comedians know – and I won the lottery. For the next two-and...
Author's Note: This story is completely fictional and did not happen. All characters and names are fictional and were made up. I do not make money from these stories. Please do not copy and plagiarize my work. To my friend lilwhiterabbit, this is dedicated to you. ****************** Light filled the room from the distance, offering rays of sunshine that...
I stood outside the door of my room and looked down the long hallway of the old hotel. Its dark mahogany walls and bright red carpet were from another era. I could see the figure at the end of the hallway running to me, it was female. She finally stopped when she saw me. "Take me away, Jim...I can't handle this anymore, please help me." she said as she col...
Fantasy, celebrity, big tit baseball is coming to a stadium near you. As a payback to its adult fans who are unable to afford the price of admission and who loyally watched baseball games at home, the Boston Red Sox have a bright idea of mixing sex with baseball. Wow! Sex and baseball is something that naturally go together like chocolate chips in cookies....
My mother Oprah Winfrey... I'm adopted... my wife Kelly (Kelly Madison)... another wife, mixed pornstar Tyra Moore... another wife Kim Kardashian... my aunt Tracee Ellis Ross. All lined up, side by side, nude, on all fours. Cameras rolling. On the set of my newest porno, BIG TIME SLUTS #42. I make movies... moving on. The giant beer enema bag is brought on...