WARNING : TWISTED DEPRAVED PERVERTED HORNY ASS SLEAZY FREAKY AS FUCK SEX PARODY... IT AIN'T REAL... BUT IT SURE AS HELL IS DIRTY AS SHIT THIS IS MY HORNIEST... FREAKIEST... AND MOST PERVERTED FUCK FILLED FUCKFEST STORY YET... THERE ARE A BUNCH OF CELEBS IN THIS... IT'S ABOUT FREAKY FUNLAND RESORT... ME AND MY FUCKED UP HORNY ASS FAMILY AND CREW OPEN UP THE...
This is a sleazy ass fuck parody... It ain't real Cast : James (Me) Kim Kardashian (Herself) Penny (Penny From The Big Bang Theory) Ronda Rousey (Herself) Professor Gaia (Herself) Alia Janine (Herself) My Aunt Beth (Beth Chapman) And Spence (Spence Ulchin Of The Sitcom King Of Queens) "I'm glad you won your bet babe... thank you for the wonderf...
"Tonight on Fox 11. Where is The King Of SEXXX? He hasn't been seen in a week and no one seems to know where he is. More tonight at 10... I'm Christine Divine, see you then." ... Where am I? Odds are, I'm somewhere fucking. That's what most people would think. Maybe I am. Maybe... I'm not. ... "I honestly don't know where he is." My girl Kate Upton tells...
"Would you rather be gay and rich or straight and poor?" asked Kyle. As high school boys, we all replied with an enthusiastic, "Straight and poor!" I don't know how it always gets to this no matter what the subject. We end up asking Would You questions and it always ends up bizarre. A pretty good question hit me. "Would you eat a guy's ass but the reward w...
This is a parody... It is not real This is a new series starring Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb... It's about them spicing up their show with a new segment, Sex Talk... This segment's guests are Tyra Banks and Serena Williams, along with a Special Guest... Enjoy *** I was sitting on the couch, in my sexy ass girlfriend, Kathie Lee Gifford's, dressing ro...
Editor's note: this story contains scenes of incest or incest content. ***** Me and my buddies started making videos to upload online. It kinda just started organically. We hang out and fool around all the time so we always thought we could make some money off of it somehow. Fuzzy, Spence, Howard, Ellsworth and I have been really close since we were kids....
WARNING: White Trash Fuck Parody... Fucked Up And Freaky As Fuck... "Just fuckin' film it jackass! Yeahhhhhhhh... lick that piss up bitch! Who's your piss daddy?" "You are baby. You're my beautiful, piss daddy James. Mmmmmmmm. (Drinking down every drop of my piss)" "Zoom in... get in her mouth. Make sure they can see her swallowing my fuckin' piss. Don't...
"Man... James... you've got the life, dude." "This I know, my friend... this I know." My buddy Fuzzy (Seth Rogen) shakes his head in disbelief, smirking his ass off, puffing and passing me the blunt. "Mmmmmm hmmmmmm. He sure does." My gorgeous blonde sister Nikki-Dee (Meteorologist Nikki-Dee Ray) comments, lifting her head off of my cock long enough to ta...
This is a fictional story based on the cast of the Girls Next Door, namely blonde centrefold and Vegas showgirl, Holly Madison. This is my first submission, so please be patient and send feedback to help me improve! Enjoy xoxo Right before she got the blackberry message which totally ruined her weekend, Holly had been working out in the VIP gym at the Pla...
This is all fan fiction, it is not meant to take real. All characters in this story are above 18. *** Cara Delevingne and Kendall Jenner had been besties for a long time, there were even rumors the two dated. But neither of them ever confirmed it so it was up to people's imagination. However Cara spent a lot of time at the Kardashian mansion, she was like...