I was home relaxing in front of my TV when a knock came at the door. I knew it wasn't Kim. She wouldn't dare show up uninvited. When I opened the door I almost fell over. There was standing Kourtney looking fabulous. She was wearing a yellow knit minidress with a low-cut neckline. I couldn't see a bra on her. She was made up with deep eyes and a whitish-pink...
FUCKED UP TWISTED AND PERVERTED PORN DEBAUCHERY AT IT'S SLEAZIEST... AND HORNIEST... ENJOY MY FELLOW PERVERTS PORN IS MY LIFE... MY WORLD... ENJOY THE ADVENTURE MY PRIVATE JET ON THE WAY TO NYC... I'm on the phone with my wife Kim Kardashian. "Just get it done babe. You're the boss, when I'm not around. Figure it out. Get another bitch to play Laura Croft...
"OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!" Jamie Lee Curtis leans back, riding my fourteen inch cock, on my brown leather office sofa, while I look at some program notes my wife Kim Kardashian handed me when she walked in about two minutes ago. Jamie Lee's eyes roll back in her head, her body smack dab in the middle of a full body orgasmic spasm. My cock gets that...
A multi part setup story for the future Slutty Living story. "Thank you for being on the show." "My pleasure. I've been a big fan of yours for a long time. Hoda too." "Awww... you're so sweet. I guess we'll find out just how BIG of a fan you really are... now won't we?" "Ha ha ha. Yeah. I guess we will." My grandmother Kathie Lee (Kathie Lee Gifford) is...
The second and final step story for the Slutty Living series... I'm using it as a lead in to Slutty Living so I'll mention Slutty Living throughout the story... Enjoy my fellow slutty freaks. *** "Welcome everyone to another episode of Hot Chicks... Hot Sex. Before we introduce our guest for this episode, let's check in with special correspondent Andrea Mi...
This is a super awesome sleazy fuckfest freaky ass sex parody... It ain't real though... Damn This is my new series about me, living My Freaky Life... It's full of sleaze, freaky fucking and fun... It's a huge series combining real life celebrities with TV show and movie characters... There are a lot of people in it, but they will be added gradually... This...
This is a parody. I was kicked back, after an all morning fuck fest with my girl, Kim Kardashian. My cock was pleasantly sore and well pleased. My phone rang. It was an old friend of mine, Shannon Tweed Simmons. We used to fool around, back in the day, but I haven't seen her in a couple of years. She asked me to come over. I told her I was tired, but she in...
Hi everybody, Kathy here again. So here's the thing—I'm not gonna write things in order like Steve did. I'm just gonna tell you random stories, whatever pops into my head on a day I feel like writing. I started with my 'ass virgin' story, partly because I love telling it but mostly because of that big story on the news the other day about Kim Kardashian's bi...
It all started one afternoon as I was finishing up my shopping at the grocery store. My name is Jaina, and I'm a woman in my early thirties. My 2 children were at school, so I was alone at the store. I had just gotten in line at the checkout and was glancing through the magazine selection. I never bought them, but sometimes found it interesting to see what...
Ron was walking with a grin as he said good bye to Kim. As soon as he turned his head Kim grinned with eyes half closing. She then licked her lips as she said with a growl, "Time to get some Ron Shine."What's next? The Good Scientist and Doctor came up with an awesome dick ring What's next? The Good Scientist and Doctor came up with an awesome...