by
DickThePimp
on Dec 11, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
This is a pimped out redneck fuck parody series... It ain't real
This is my biggest fuck parody series ever... It will be a bunch of perverted episodes about my freaky ass, pimped out and sleazy redneck life... I'm keeping it simple... There will be tons of sex, freaky shit and sleazy ass perverted fun... I make porn, sell drugs, pimp hoes and sell motherfu...
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by
DickThePimp
on Mar 17, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
My mother Oprah Winfrey... I'm adopted... my wife Kelly (Kelly Madison)... another wife, mixed pornstar Tyra Moore... another wife Kim Kardashian... my aunt Tracee Ellis Ross. All lined up, side by side, nude, on all fours. Cameras rolling.
On the set of my newest porno, BIG TIME SLUTS #42. I make movies... moving on. The giant beer enema bag is brought on...
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by
DickThePimp
on Mar 11, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Swagged Out Sex Parody
"Mmmmmmmm...fuck me daddyyyyyyy...FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" My wife, porn queen Kelly Madison screams out.
I grab her long blonde hair, pull it, smack her ass and pound that sweet and tasty, neatly trimmed, blonde pussy with full on pussy thumping power. The bed shakes and creaks wildly... my 14 inches of meat spreads and shreds that bl...
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by
zmoorez
on Dec 4, 2017
Toys & Masturbation
Author's note: This is a multi-part series. I highly recommend reading 'Working at the Sperm Bank Ch. 01' first, to understand the backstory. Reading all previous chapters is recommended, but not necessary.
DISCLAIMER: This is a work of pure fiction. Any names, places, and events in this story are entirely made up by the author. Similarities with real occur...
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by
Samuelx
on Sep 12, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Lying in bed, reality television legend Kim Kardashian gestured for world-famous Tennis champion and model Serena Williams to come to her. Obediently, the tall Black female tennis player removed her white bra and panties, then joined the dark-haired, bronze-skinned heiress on the king-sized bed. Kim Kardashian smiled seductively at Serena Williams. Although...
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by
DickThePimp
on Jul 14, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Editor's note: this story contains scenes of incest or incest content.
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Me and my buddies started making videos to upload online. It kinda just started organically. We hang out and fool around all the time so we always thought we could make some money off of it somehow.
Fuzzy, Spence, Howard, Ellsworth and I have been really close since we were kids....
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by
DickThePimp
on Apr 13, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
The Playboy Life 01
By : DickThePimp
Episode 01 : Welcome To The Sex Farm
"Damn, baby... your dick is magical. Uhhhhhhhh! It's making me forget all about girls."
We laugh.
"Your pussy's pretty freaking magical too, baby... not making me forget about girls though."
We laugh again.
"Here's your drink, James." The beautiful blonde stewardess, Amy, hands...
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by
cadeauxxx
on Aug 21, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Author's Note: This story is completely fictional and did not happen. All characters and names are fictional and were made up. I do not make money from these stories. Please do not copy and plagiarize my work.
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Quietness was all too common when it came to the startling presence sitting alone in the room. A reflection was visible through t...
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by
DickThePimp
on Feb 12, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Swagg Pimpin' Sex Parody
On the patio outside my penthouse suite at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Lighting a blunt. Smoking, looking at the pool party downstairs. All nude and shit... swaggin'... hangin' 10 thick. Hands on the rail, smoke in the air.
What's next Dick? What about those lame ass hoes that talk shit on Literotica? Who's gettin' swagg pimped next?...
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by
cadeauxxx
on Sep 14, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Author's Note: This story is completely fictional and did not happen. All characters and names are fictional and were made up. I do not make money from these stories. Please do not copy and plagiarize my work.
I didn't plan on revisiting this series again until a fan reached out to me and told me how much they loved these stories. I was still hesitant to br...
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