by
DickThePimp
on Feb 25, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Sex And Moonshine Parody
Slap Yo Mama Moonshine Headquarters... My Backyard, Malibu, California...
Everyone is looking at my aunt Beth Chapman, who runs my Moonshine biz for me. She's sampling the new batch... new recipe taste test. She chugs a mouthful, swishes it around in her mouth... and swallows it. "Best batch ever."
Everyone erupts into cheers and...
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by
HarlemKnight
on Sep 16, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
It is Christmas Eve night. Inside a luxurious mansion overlooking Beverly Hills, lavish Christmas decorations adorn the house superbly. Walking up the spiral staircase is a nude slim tanned woman with short, curly hair and an hourglass figure. Her name is Halle, and she is 45 but looks 25. Her ageless heart-shaped face is proving that effortlessly. She stand...
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by
DickThePimp
on Dec 24, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Editor's note: this story contains scenes of incest or incest content.
*****
This is fucked up... and it's freaky... and it's a parody
Series Theme : Non stop fucked up and freaky sleaze and perversion... No filter... No shits given if it offends... The most twisted and trashiest sex series ever written
I wake up in a pool of vomit, piss and pussy juice....
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by
DickThePimp
on Mar 31, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
"They look so beautiful together."
"Yeah. Some pretty ass white folks."
"It runs in the family."
"Shittttt... not with you it don't. How the fuck are you related to them? Take a look at them and take a look at your ugly white ass."
"Heyyyyy!"
"Them...pretty motherfuckers. You... ugly ass, dorky ass motherfucker. Big dick or not."
"Heyyy... that's not f...
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by
DickThePimp
on Sep 24, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
This is a freaky and sleazy fuck parody... but it ain't real.
This is the second chapter of my SEX TV series where I and my girlfriend, Kim Kardashian run a sex channel... Spence Ulchin from the sitcom, The King Of Queens, is in this chapter as well... Enjoy my fellow freaks.
I was walking to Kim's office to interview Serena Williams about doing a sports s...
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by
catden
on Sep 14, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
I was home relaxing in front of my TV when a knock came at the door. I knew it wasn't Kim. She wouldn't dare show up uninvited. When I opened the door I almost fell over. There was standing Kourtney looking fabulous. She was wearing a yellow knit minidress with a low-cut neckline. I couldn't see a bra on her. She was made up with deep eyes and a whitish-pink...
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by
DickThePimp
on May 21, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
FUCKED UP TWISTED AND PERVERTED PORN DEBAUCHERY AT IT'S SLEAZIEST... AND HORNIEST... ENJOY MY FELLOW PERVERTS
PORN IS MY LIFE... MY WORLD... ENJOY THE ADVENTURE
MY PRIVATE JET ON THE WAY TO NYC...
I'm on the phone with my wife Kim Kardashian. "Just get it done babe. You're the boss, when I'm not around. Figure it out. Get another bitch to play Laura Croft...
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by
DickThePimp
on Dec 2, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
"OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!" Jamie Lee Curtis leans back, riding my fourteen inch cock, on my brown leather office sofa, while I look at some program notes my wife Kim Kardashian handed me when she walked in about two minutes ago.
Jamie Lee's eyes roll back in her head, her body smack dab in the middle of a full body orgasmic spasm. My cock gets that...
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by
DickThePimp
on Oct 12, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
A multi part setup story for the future Slutty Living story.
"Thank you for being on the show."
"My pleasure. I've been a big fan of yours for a long time. Hoda too."
"Awww... you're so sweet. I guess we'll find out just how BIG of a fan you really are... now won't we?"
"Ha ha ha. Yeah. I guess we will."
My grandmother Kathie Lee (Kathie Lee Gifford) is...
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by
DickThePimp
on Oct 19, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
The second and final step story for the Slutty Living series... I'm using it as a lead in to Slutty Living so I'll mention Slutty Living throughout the story... Enjoy my fellow slutty freaks.
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"Welcome everyone to another episode of Hot Chicks... Hot Sex. Before we introduce our guest for this episode, let's check in with special correspondent Andrea Mi...
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