by
DickThePimp
on Sep 12, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
This is a freaky elevator fuckfest parody.
My friend Spence Ulchin and I were riding an elevator at 30 Rock, the NBC building in NYC. I was there on business and I brought him along to keep me from getting bored. The elevator stopped and one very interesting person got on. She was very recognizable and especially to me. We used to date. She's the Queen of S...
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by
DickThePimp
on Aug 20, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
This Story Introduces My Newest Character Harold Hump... The Sleazy, Egotistical, Self Serving, Grandstanding Mayor Of Los Angeles... Not The Real One... The Fake One... He's A Totally Made Up Fake Character... "Come Get Humped By Harry."
"Baby... When do Charlotte and I need to be at the dinner party?"
"7:30."
"Ok... Thank you baby."
"You're welcome sw...
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by
catden
on Sep 14, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
The first thing I thought of was getting Kendall and Kylie involved somehow so Kim would have some incentive to obey me. But three things were wrong with that: I didn't want to have to involve three women when I could involve only one; dealing with women that young might be difficult and counter-productive and I wanted her to want me to use her - I wanted he...
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by
DickThePimp
on Oct 8, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
FANTASY... FILTHY... AND FUN...
SLUTS RULE THE WORLD... WE'RE JUST FUCKING IN IT...
IF YOU AIN'T FUCKING... YOU AIN'T LIVING...
I'M THE SLUTFUCKER KING... JUST ASK YOUR BITCH...
GOOD PUSSY = GOOD TIMES...
I'M PRETTY FUCKING COCKY... WITH A PRETTY FUCKING COCK...
"Squeal pig... SQUEALLLL!" I order bbw, milf porn slut extraordinaire Lisa Sparxxx, slappin...
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by
DickThePimp
on Sep 28, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
If You Ain't Fucking... You Ain't Living... Sex Is Life
"Oh Jesus!! Uhhhh!! GOD!! I can't stop cumming!! FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!" My girl Courtney Love keeping it simple. I'm fucking her in the back of the supermarket while my girl Sylvia watches out. She's the manager, making sure we aren't bothered.
"Psst... Sylvia... come suck my cock. I'm gonna cum." I whis...
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by
DickThePimp
on May 15, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
WARNING : OFFENSIVE INCEST FUCKED UP AND FREAKY PERVERTED AND SLEAZY HEDONISTIC TWISTED DEBAUCHERY... IT'S A FANTASY... IT AIN'T REAL... BUT IT SURE AS HELL IS FILTHY... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK... ENJOY MY FELLOW FREAKS
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Speeding down the 405 on my custom chopper, heading home. Just did a drug deal down in Long Beach. Got a key of yayo under my seat. Not...
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by
HughMungus1
on Apr 1, 2020
Group Sex
"From the crib to the grave
You live as a slave
And that's just a matter of fact"
― ODD TV, Illusions
Government, in concert with an ignorant populace, had made my existence a sequence from Halloween ― during which Michael Myers relentlessly pursues Jamie Lee Curtis. My days were drowned in fear; my nights deluged in anxiety.
I wasn't sure how long I'd...
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by
DickThePimp
on Nov 6, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Editor's note: this story contains scenes of incest or incest content.
*****
THIS IS A PERVERTED SLEAZY FUCK PARODY... IT AIN'T REAL
STAR OF THIS STORY :
MY COUSIN AND WIFE KATE UPTON (HERSELF)
MY FREAKY FAMILY MEMBERS IN THIS STORY :
MY AUNT KATHIE LEE GIFFORD (HERSELF)
"So, our first guest is someone Kathie Lee knows very well... and he's in the mid...
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by
DickThePimp
on Mar 12, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
White Trash Livin' And Fuckin' Parody
My Family in This Episode :
My Mama Patty (Patricia Heaton)
My Step Granny Paula Deen (Herself)
My Sister Gianna Michaels (Herself)
My Sister Kat (Kat Dennings)
My Cousin Alia Janine (Herself)
My Aunt Peggy Bundy (Married With Children)
My Aunt Suga (Kym Whitley)
My Uncle Phil (Dr Phil)
My Cousin Spence (Spen...
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by
DickThePimp
on Mar 17, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
"Man... James... you've got the life, dude."
"This I know, my friend... this I know."
My buddy Fuzzy (Seth Rogen) shakes his head in disbelief, smirking his ass off, puffing and passing me the blunt.
"Mmmmmm hmmmmmm. He sure does." My gorgeous blonde sister Nikki-Dee (Meteorologist Nikki-Dee Ray) comments, lifting her head off of my cock long enough to ta...
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