Jacqueline began closing the door to her apartment when a strong hand stopped it. Josh her longtime best friend walked through the door, with a bag from their favorite Tai restaurant Wakki. He began telling her a story about what happened at the gym that morning, and all she could do was examine the spectacular outcome of those hours he put in at the gym....
Author's note-Thanks so much for your patience. I've had to contend with some writer's block along with some serious health issues, but Hollywood Jim is back with plenty of new adventures to come. ***** "Get a shot over here, Jim...no, no not there! Yeah, that's a good one! Get the sun coming through the windows...NO! Not those windows! Right over there.....
This is a freaky elevator fuckfest parody. My friend Spence Ulchin and I were riding an elevator at 30 Rock, the NBC building in NYC. I was there on business and I brought him along to keep me from getting bored. The elevator stopped and one very interesting person got on. She was very recognizable and especially to me. We used to date. She's the Queen of S...
This Story Introduces My Newest Character Harold Hump... The Sleazy, Egotistical, Self Serving, Grandstanding Mayor Of Los Angeles... Not The Real One... The Fake One... He's A Totally Made Up Fake Character... "Come Get Humped By Harry." "Baby... When do Charlotte and I need to be at the dinner party?" "7:30." "Ok... Thank you baby." "You're welcome sw...
The first thing I thought of was getting Kendall and Kylie involved somehow so Kim would have some incentive to obey me. But three things were wrong with that: I didn't want to have to involve three women when I could involve only one; dealing with women that young might be difficult and counter-productive and I wanted her to want me to use her - I wanted he...
FANTASY... FILTHY... AND FUN... SLUTS RULE THE WORLD... WE'RE JUST FUCKING IN IT... IF YOU AIN'T FUCKING... YOU AIN'T LIVING... I'M THE SLUTFUCKER KING... JUST ASK YOUR BITCH... GOOD PUSSY = GOOD TIMES... I'M PRETTY FUCKING COCKY... WITH A PRETTY FUCKING COCK... "Squeal pig... SQUEALLLL!" I order bbw, milf porn slut extraordinaire Lisa Sparxxx, slappin...
If You Ain't Fucking... You Ain't Living... Sex Is Life "Oh Jesus!! Uhhhh!! GOD!! I can't stop cumming!! FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!" My girl Courtney Love keeping it simple. I'm fucking her in the back of the supermarket while my girl Sylvia watches out. She's the manager, making sure we aren't bothered. "Psst... Sylvia... come suck my cock. I'm gonna cum." I whis...
WARNING : OFFENSIVE INCEST FUCKED UP AND FREAKY PERVERTED AND SLEAZY HEDONISTIC TWISTED DEBAUCHERY... IT'S A FANTASY... IT AIN'T REAL... BUT IT SURE AS HELL IS FILTHY... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK... ENJOY MY FELLOW FREAKS *** Speeding down the 405 on my custom chopper, heading home. Just did a drug deal down in Long Beach. Got a key of yayo under my seat. Not...
"From the crib to the grave You live as a slave And that's just a matter of fact" ― ODD TV, Illusions Government, in concert with an ignorant populace, had made my existence a sequence from Halloween ― during which Michael Myers relentlessly pursues Jamie Lee Curtis. My days were drowned in fear; my nights deluged in anxiety. I wasn't sure how long I'd...
Editor's note: this story contains scenes of incest or incest content. ***** THIS IS A PERVERTED SLEAZY FUCK PARODY... IT AIN'T REAL STAR OF THIS STORY : MY COUSIN AND WIFE KATE UPTON (HERSELF) MY FREAKY FAMILY MEMBERS IN THIS STORY : MY AUNT KATHIE LEE GIFFORD (HERSELF) "So, our first guest is someone Kathie Lee knows very well... and he's in the mid...