WARNING : TWISTED DEPRAVED PERVERTED HORNY ASS SLEAZY FREAKY AS FUCK SEX PARODY... IT AIN'T REAL... BUT IT SURE AS HELL IS DIRTY AS SHIT THIS IS MY HORNIEST... FREAKIEST... AND MOST PERVERTED FUCK FILLED FUCKFEST STORY YET... THERE ARE A BUNCH OF CELEBS IN THIS... IT'S ABOUT FREAKY FUNLAND RESORT... ME AND MY FUCKED UP HORNY ASS FAMILY AND CREW OPEN UP THE...
Please vote. Please give me the support of your vote and comment. * Kim meets a stranger, a much older man that she met online Revised, rewritten, and continued from chapter one: She didn't have the courage to break it off with him. Instead, she was curious enough and sexually excited enough to meet him. As if she was curious who was the Wizard of Oz, sh...
White Trash Livin' And Fuckin' Parody My Family in This Episode : My Mama Patty (Patricia Heaton) My Step Granny Paula Deen (Herself) My Sister Gianna Michaels (Herself) My Sister Kat (Kat Dennings) My Cousin Alia Janine (Herself) My Aunt Peggy Bundy (Married With Children) My Aunt Suga (Kym Whitley) My Uncle Phil (Dr Phil) My Cousin Spence (Spen...
"Man... James... you've got the life, dude." "This I know, my friend... this I know." My buddy Fuzzy (Seth Rogen) shakes his head in disbelief, smirking his ass off, puffing and passing me the blunt. "Mmmmmm hmmmmmm. He sure does." My gorgeous blonde sister Nikki-Dee (Meteorologist Nikki-Dee Ray) comments, lifting her head off of my cock long enough to ta...
Matt was walking down the street on a very boring day, barely looking where he was walking. He had thought to himself many times before that he wished something exciting would happen. Unknowingly, he would get his wish this day. He walked down the dirt path that he always walked to get to the bar only about two miles away. Matt forced himself to walk slowl...
One Sleazy Story... About One White Trashy Family... Bend Over... It's Fuck O Clock... "MAMA... CAN YOU TAKE ME TO THE DOCTOR?" "YES DEAR." "THANK YOU." "YOUR WELCOME BABY." My pregnant sister Chanel (Chanel West Coast) walks out of her bedroom, chewing gum, popping bubbles, looking so damn fine. She wants mama (Beth Chapman) to take her to her gyno. Sh...
Please vote. Please give me the support of your vote. Please vote. * The modern day adventures of angry women. Woman #1 Better to be a slut, even a whore, it doesn't pay to be a good girl and moral woman. Donna is a 21-year-old, third year college student studying psychology at Boston University. She wants to continue her education, earn her master's de...
"SPENCE (The King Of Queens)... GET YOUR PUNK ASS OVER HERE! NOW!!" My dopey nerd/slave boy cousin runs over. "Shove your fucking little dick in Gretchen's mouth and feed her your fuckin cum! NOW!" He obeys. I'm fucking my bitch, former Miss America Gretchen Carlson on my dining room table, pounding the living fuck outta her blonde milf pussy, her legs on...
This is all fan fiction, it is not meant to take real. All characters in this story are above 18. *** Cara wakes up after a surprising night with Kourtney, she was sleeping in one of the guest rooms. As she was headed down she bumped into Kylie. "Oh hey Kylie" Cara greets her. Kylie was in a great mood, she had a big investment coming up and was about...
This is a parody... It is not real I was looking at my newest fitness client, Jwoww, from the TV show Jersey Shore. She had been trying to schedule an appointment with me for awhile, but I was out of town with my girl, Kim Kardashian. We were on vacation in Jamaica and I had just gotten back. Plus I had to fly across country to New Jersey to work with Jwoww...