WARNING: White Trash Fuck Parody... Fucked Up And Freaky As Fuck... "Just fuckin' film it jackass! Yeahhhhhhhh... lick that piss up bitch! Who's your piss daddy?" "You are baby. You're my beautiful, piss daddy James. Mmmmmmmm. (Drinking down every drop of my piss)" "Zoom in... get in her mouth. Make sure they can see her swallowing my fuckin' piss. Don't...
This is a fictional story based on the cast of the Girls Next Door, namely blonde centrefold and Vegas showgirl, Holly Madison. This is my first submission, so please be patient and send feedback to help me improve! Enjoy xoxo Right before she got the blackberry message which totally ruined her weekend, Holly had been working out in the VIP gym at the Pla...
This is all fan fiction, it is not meant to take real. All characters in this story are above 18. *** Cara Delevingne and Kendall Jenner had been besties for a long time, there were even rumors the two dated. But neither of them ever confirmed it so it was up to people's imagination. However Cara spent a lot of time at the Kardashian mansion, she was like...
The Playboy Life 01 By : DickThePimp Episode 01 : Welcome To The Sex Farm "Damn, baby... your dick is magical. Uhhhhhhhh! It's making me forget all about girls." We laugh. "Your pussy's pretty freaking magical too, baby... not making me forget about girls though." We laugh again. "Here's your drink, James." The beautiful blonde stewardess, Amy, hands...
Author's Note: This story is completely fictional and did not happen. All characters and names are fictional and were made up. ****************** Miami, Florida The screen of the phone looked back into a digital reflection as a hand held it back and snapped the photo of someone's self. A 'selfie' as it was called, the curvy woman smirked looking back at t...
When John Boehner wandered onto the set of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, the cast all rushed over to greet him. Kim seemed to be especially impressed with the stern-faced republican speaker of the house. "Aren't you the guy who's always on those political shows?" she asked in her trademark clueless and whiny voice. Her mother, Kris Jenner, was quick to...
I know many people think of Kim Kardashian as vapid and inane but all I can see is a beautiful sexy woman. When I heard they were looking for an unpaid assistant for her reality TV show I applied and actually got the job. Seeing as I'm unskilled and unpaid you can imagine that I was nothing but a gofer and that's all right because it gave me a chance to be a...
My wife Kim Kardashian and I are coming back home from a short trip to Vegas. We're driving back in my pimped out Escalade, green and gold... pimp colors baby. My cousin Spence (The King Of Queens) is in the back seat. He came along, but lost all of his money in the casino. He's pretty bummed out about it. He's been downing Redbulls the whole way back. Don't...
Ever since I wrote a part in a variety special for Kim Kardashian, we have had a very enjoyable sexual relationship. She loved the way I wrote the part, which I designed for her incredible beauty but rather limited acting skills, and she really loved the way I ate her pussy and licked and fucked her big, beautiful ass when we weren't working on the show. I c...
The next morning, Emma was the first to wake up. She stood up to get a glass of water, like she did every morning. The moment she sat up straight in the bed she felt something strange. Her things were a lot thicker than last night. It took Emma a moment to realize she was now in the body of Khloe Kardashian, and Alyssa was in Kim's. Emma looked over to her...