This is a perverted sleazy fucktastic parody series... It ain't real Stars Of This Story : James (Me) Kim Kardashian (Herself) Beyonce (Herself) Spence (Spence Ulchin Of The Sitcom King Of Queens) Professor Gaia (Herself) Christy Canyon (Herself) "Babe, will you and Beyonce please go to the Adult Convention in San Diego with Spence and try to help...
I know it's unusual for a middle-aged, recent divorcee to vacation alone, but that's exactly what I did, booking an all inclusive five day Caribbean cruise on a high-end luxury cruise line. After a painful divorce, I believed that I deserved it. It was to be a once in a lifetime experience, but what I didn't know then was that my definition of once in a life...
Kim walked over to the information desk with a slight limp. "Excuse me, is anyone available now to give me a quick massage. It feels like I pulled a muscle." "Let me check," replied Oscar, the owner of Push Gym. "Are you okay? It looks like you might have overdone it." "Maybe I did, I am trying to get back in shape, it has been a while since I have been t...
First, I am not a writer or do I ever dream of being one. If there are some words or punctuation errors please forgive me. I never was any good at spelling, heaven knows my mother did try. This is a true story. I may have embellished some parts and add some fantasies. *** It was September, the month of my birth; I was turning 48. My wife, Kim, thought it...
Authors note: Thanks again to Celibacy For Jealousy for the edits. * Brett and Kim's time together in Chicago had been amazing. Unfortunately for both, the coming weeks proved to be very trying. Outside factors weighed on them as the holidays approached. For Kim, the tour was going fine, but disagreements with her manger and support staff grew more frequen...
Author's Notes: This story involves elements of incest (step-siblings), lesbianism, group sex, light bondage, and exhibitionism/voyeurism. WARNING: This chapter does include a 4-some involving 2 women and 2 men. You have been forewarned. If you aren't interested, please don't read this. ++++++ Monday morning I sat in my office in a daze. The weekend wi...
My wife Kim Kardashian and I are coming back home from a short trip to Vegas. We're driving back in my pimped out Escalade, green and gold... pimp colors baby. My cousin Spence (The King Of Queens) is in the back seat. He came along, but lost all of his money in the casino. He's pretty bummed out about it. He's been downing Redbulls the whole way back. Don't...
Many thanks to donaldelliot11 for editing. I watched a bunch of Twilight Zone episodes around the time I was inspired to write this. ***** Greg's wife, Kim, was in London on business for the week. They'd only been married a few years, but like most married men Greg looked forward to a few days of freedom, hanging out with his friends, doing what he wanted...
6 -- Sunday There was a problem with success; sooner or later you had to face the reality that it was happening, and happening to you. Kim re-read her earnings statement for her last 'confessional' novella with a growing sense of dread. 'How I Became a Catgirl Maid' had sold enough copies that it almost paid her rent by itself, it had enough positive review...
"I need to know that Kim accepts us coming back for a return visit," Jake said. "She has to give the Ok, knowing that we would probably use her and humiliate her, just like last time." Joanna thought this sounded reasonable, but was going to be pissed if it didn't work out. She had not bathed in 4 days, as Jake had wanted her crotch and armpits to stink. S...