King Of Queens Stories

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King of Queens Carrie Steps Out

by JeepGC on Jun 9, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Carrie woke up with cum in her married white cunt...she just couldn't remember who put it there! She recalled that it couldn't belong to her husband Doug, who was laid up in the hospital from that horrible loading dock incident at work. Several bones in his body were mangled when the fork lift he was attempting to impress her with went horribly out of contr...

King of Queens Carrie has Fun

by JeepGC on Sep 28, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

(Author's Note - I'm guilty. I have deleted derogatory comments in the past. Sorry, but I guess I just don't understand the reason behind some of the comments left by certain people/trolls. This is supposed to be a fun website with lots of different stories being told by authors with a wide range of skills. We can't all be a Hemingway, but we can have some f...

Spence the Pervert King Of Queens

by DickThePimp on Aug 28, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a parody... It is not real. This is a story about the Spence Ulchin character from the sitcom The King Of Queens... It starred Kevin James and Leah Remini... Patton Oswalt played Spence... This story is perverted and freaky... Enjoy. Queens, New York 2002 Spence Ulchin was at his friend Doug Heffernan's house for a little get together. He was stan...

The New King of Queens

by DickThePimp on Sep 12, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a parody... It ain't real. Queens, New York 2000 Hey there, my name is James. I just moved into my new house in Queens. I'm originally from Manhattan, but I moved out east for business reasons. I started making porn movies and the taxes and other business expenses is way cheaper here. It's a quiet neighborhood and I noticed my next door neighbor, C...

The King of Friends

by DickThePimp on Sep 11, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a TV show fuck parody... Odds are it isn't real. This is something different... It's a combo fuck parody of two popular TV shows, King Of Queens and Friends... It takes place in 2005, after Friends went off the air, but while King Of Queens was still on... I play my alter ego, James, the pornstar... I'm friends with Joey and I move into Monica and C...

The Friends of Queens Ch. 01

by DickThePimp on Dec 11, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a fuck parody... It ain't real This is a combo fuck parody series of two of my favorite sitcoms Friends and King Of Queens... I play myself an amateur pornstar/producer... I live with my friend Joey from Friends... I intertwine characters from both shows as we all interact in both locations... It takes place in 2003 I had a pretty normal day for me...

Freak World

by DickThePimp on Feb 4, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

"SPENCE (The King Of Queens)... GET YOUR PUNK ASS OVER HERE! NOW!!" My dopey nerd/slave boy cousin runs over. "Shove your fucking little dick in Gretchen's mouth and feed her your fuckin cum! NOW!" He obeys. I'm fucking my bitch, former Miss America Gretchen Carlson on my dining room table, pounding the living fuck outta her blonde milf pussy, her legs on...

The King of Porn

by DickThePimp on May 21, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

FUCKED UP TWISTED AND PERVERTED PORN DEBAUCHERY AT IT'S SLEAZIEST... AND HORNIEST... ENJOY MY FELLOW PERVERTS PORN IS MY LIFE... MY WORLD... ENJOY THE ADVENTURE MY PRIVATE JET ON THE WAY TO NYC... I'm on the phone with my wife Kim Kardashian. "Just get it done babe. You're the boss, when I'm not around. Figure it out. Get another bitch to play Laura Croft...

A Clash of Queens

by Pancakemix on Sep 23, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Author's Note: This story takes place immediately after my last story: A Song of Submission. I highly recommend you read that before you read this one for context. For those who didn't read it, be aware it also contains some incest content. This takes place during the first two episodes of Game of Thrones season eight, after Daenerys moves to Winterfell....

The King of SeXXX

by DickThePimp on Mar 17, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

"Tonight on Fox 11. Where is The King Of SEXXX? He hasn't been seen in a week and no one seems to know where he is. More tonight at 10... I'm Christine Divine, see you then." ... Where am I? Odds are, I'm somewhere fucking. That's what most people would think. Maybe I am. Maybe... I'm not. ... "I honestly don't know where he is." My girl Kate Upton tells...