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Birthday Cake

by KingsWoman on Sep 17, 2017
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* * * * * Click Here to listen: .mp3 format or .ogg format. (7.5 min/mp3) * * * * * I didn't want to go to a lot of trouble this year, so instead of a birthday cake, I decided to make this recipe, which I thought would be easier. It was a little while before I realised what it was I was making! and then it seemed so funny I thought I better write it up....

Cheer Captain’s Code

by Poppydanger on Apr 22, 2025

Beverly thought she was a great cheer captain. She held routine practice, ordered food for the girls, organized parties and activities for them. In all honesty, it was the most fun she had making friends her whole life. And luckily, her team felt the same way. To top it off, their college football team got into the championship game. Nothing could stop this...

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Cooking with the Monkey Pt. 03

by RedMonkeyButt on Sep 1, 2017
How To

Author's note: Please vote and tell me what you think of my recipes. I may not reply to all the feedback, but I do enjoy reading most of it. Your comments are always welcome. Thank you for reading and I hope you enjoy! In the last two parts of this series, I have covered an entire carne guisada meal for a crowd and I have hopefully helped you make red bean...

The Many Loves & Lies of Senator X

by maxdname on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

(Note — Due to recent legal entanglements the subject of these interviews will be referred to as Senator X) * Traveling at better than twice the legal speed limit, highway offramp signs could be deciphered, but few other details. I leaned towards the driver extending the butane torch to the glass bowl that contained the green 2000 dollar-an-ounce treasure....

The Hacker Ch. 04

by Techomancer on Sep 18, 2017
Toys & Masturbation

Cindy came home to a note slipped under her door. 'Grab a bite to eat and come over to my place. The mixer is done.' Her heart jumped. Steve had been working on this for a few months and there had been a couple of false starts. He took these failures hard, and became almost obsessed with making the ultimate sex machine. It had started with a silly bet that...

Subliminal Adjustments

by crimsonbeans on Apr 29, 2025

Jack Dover sat hunched over his cluttered desk, the soft glow of his monitor casting a faint blue tint across his face. It was getting late, but he felt restless. His current gig—a low-budget podcast series on urban legends—paid the bills, but it wasn’t exactly career-defining. He leaned back, cracking his knuckles, and let out a frustrated sigh. He’d been r...

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Fraternity Batebrothers

by thinkingwithmycock on Jul 26, 2020
Bisexual

“Hey man, you seen Brian and Lee up and around yet? I think they got smashed last night, bro.” Nick looked up from his game of Halo at the question, seeing his fourth roommate, Danny, framed in the door to his room. Danny — Hispanic, 5’10”, with close-cropped black hair — was wearing a loose pair of gym shorts and his tank top was stained with sweat from his...

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The Magazine Girl Ch. 03

by puppop on Sep 23, 2019
Mature

Gwen had slept in, which was fine. There were some things I wanted to get done on her behalf. I took my coffee into the study and read my email. I had done my due diligence on Lexisnexis and the Secretary of State website earlier in the week and had gotten the information on Gwen’s errant employer and had forwarded that along with my statement to Ga. Wage...

Emily troubles

by Alastordist on Apr 22, 2025

*Emily was in a deep slumber thumb in her mouth and a hand in her soaking wet diaper she would let out a soft moan as she fingered her wet pussy as a mixer of pee and her own juice were used as lubricant for her fingers she started to slide her finger in and out of her pussy not hearing the door to her nursery open to her sister/mommy dom who stood there wit...

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Cumdump converter app

by Daddycool123 on Apr 29, 2025

While going home one day, you say an old man begging for some money. Feeling pity for him, you gave him some money. He thanked you and asked you if you want to change your life, since you didn't have anything else to do, you started listening to him. He told you about an app that would change your life. He asked you a hundred dollars for it but when he saw y...

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