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Birthday Cake

by KingsWoman on Sep 17, 2017
Text With Audio

* * * * * Click Here to listen: .mp3 format or .ogg format. (7.5 min/mp3) * * * * * I didn't want to go to a lot of trouble this year, so instead of a birthday cake, I decided to make this recipe, which I thought would be easier. It was a little while before I realised what it was I was making! and then it seemed so funny I thought I better write it up....

Dessert

by tigress2831 on Sep 17, 2017
BDSM

Coming in the back door leading into the kitchen, my arms full from the various stops i made, i close the door behind me with my foot making sure not to slam it. i set the bags on the counter and take a deep breath, wondering why i didn't do that in two trips. i slip my shoes off at the door, then make my way up to the bedroom. Quickly, i start to shed my c...

One Shot Short Story Ch. 01

by payenbrant on Sep 16, 2017
NonHuman

Author's Note: I have received many requests for my cookie recipe. I wondered what would be the best way to post this. I have decided to put it into a short story, and then include it at the end. This has also given me an idea to do more "One Shot Short Story" scenes of other characters of mine. I may, I may not...but it was fun to do it this time. * One...

The XXXorcist Just TRY Not To Cum Ch. 01

by tevyus on Sep 15, 2017
Loving Wives

Disclaimer: This portrays adults in sexual situations. If you are under 18, you are breaking the law by reading it. You don't want to be a lawbreaker. Go read Dilbert. Copyright Disclaimer: The story is my work, but inspired by a letter to a magazine. ---------------------------------------------------- When my wife was nursing our firstborn, I thought...

Queen

by Whitefire25 on Sep 16, 2017
Erotic Horror

I screamed as they dragged me through the cemetery, their laughter and jeering affecting my mind in the worst possible way. I was either going to get killed or raped, I wasn't too happy about either of those. But I was hoping it'd stop at rape and I'd stay alive. When they stopped dragging me, I screamed louder and louder until they tied me down and started...

Patty Cake, Patty Cake, Baker is a Man

by sera on Sep 17, 2017
BDSM

You were busy working or researching or flirting – whatever it is you do when you're online in the evenings. Old reruns of Saturday Night Live flickered on the television, bringing the occasional chuckle from you. Restless and looking for a distraction from another long day of being unemployed, I finally decided to bake the cake mix that had been sitting on...

Jessica's Dream Ch. 07

by sexy_roland on Sep 17, 2017
First Time

Chapter 7 The Weekend is Here Jessica called Lilly around 8 in the morning and told her about her dreams and the nightmare she had the night before. She told her about the people coming to the party, the line up of guys outside her bedroom door waiting to do her, and then about her walking around her home in the later months as her belly grew and expanded,...

Spence the Pervert King Of Queens

by DickThePimp on Aug 28, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a parody... It is not real. This is a story about the Spence Ulchin character from the sitcom The King Of Queens... It starred Kevin James and Leah Remini... Patton Oswalt played Spence... This story is perverted and freaky... Enjoy. Queens, New York 2002 Spence Ulchin was at his friend Doug Heffernan's house for a little get together. He was stan...

He’s so plugged up

by Enemabagred on Oct 1, 2020
Fetish

His parents left for the cruise on Saturday morning early. He slept in until 10am. His 8 inch 18 year old cut penis was very hard from the near wet dream he had almost finished before he awoke. Sleeping naked since his 18th birthday in his “private” attic room, the pressure on his bladder woke him from the deepest of sleeps he had had for weeks. It was fall...

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From Friends to Friends with Benefits

by rahulkarthik on Nov 24, 2017
Romance

This is my first story in literotica but a real one, My name is Rahul and I'm from Tamil Nadu. The heroine of this story is Sindhu (name changed). Sindhu and I were close friends from college and in this story I will tell about how our 5 years of friendship suddenly turned into friends with benefits kind of relationship. I never had any sexual intention on s...