by
HughMungus1
on Dec 25, 2019
Humor & Satire
Wanna know what it takes to get laid like shag carpet in the '70s?
Believe it or not, living a live porn has nothing to do with singles bars, big bank accounts nor dating. Of course you can go that route, but you'll be just as productive creating pie charts to diagram Drew Barrymore's transformation from fledgling neophyte to outrageous Hollywood icon.
Why...
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by
notnamer
on Sep 16, 2017
Anal
Flash One-Hundred-Fifty-two: Some Massaging Shots: 3rd Person: Past Tense:
1----- At this moment [the demo dude] was moving nakedly quick with the quickening movement of [a jay bird man] in search of {a big assy bitch mate}, and [the demo dude] still had [the demo dude's] long thick cock still half erect while [the demo dude] was rushing by within the secre...
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by
HughMungus1
on Dec 25, 2019
Humor & Satire
"All governments are liars and murderers."
― Bill Hicks
Wish I could attest ― akin to a satisfying shit ― I'm euphoric with the way things came out. However, following five cancellations and a time change, the situation went more awry than a KKK parade through South Central Los Angeles.
The scenario was a pair of beautiful testicles; i.e. pretty nuts!
I...
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by
Stormbringer
on Sep 19, 2017
Interracial Love
An E&I Enterprises Story
copyright 2002 by Stormbringer
* * * * *
Note: This story takes place during Solomon's wandering years.
Prologue:
Solomon King looked across the creek at the remains of the shack he had grown up in. He was surprised it was still standing, though it was more of a lean-to now then house. Progress hadn't come to this part of Miss...
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by
Rocket
on Aug 30, 2017
Humor & Satire
Every so often, grown men and women dress up in costumes and masks and gather to drink and dance and be someone else. You should meet some of them.
Sara the Slut wants to do the business with Dracula. Dick the Detective has been threatening to body search everyone, except the Nun, whose behaviour is slowly becoming less and less....um, holy. This has not go...
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by
Badlands1
on Oct 5, 2020
Humor & Satire
"There are a thousand hacking at the branches of evil to one who is striking at the root."
― Henry David Thoreau
Squirt fountained from the nude BBW beneath me and onto the semen-stained, concrete wall behind her boyfriend's head. "I need to start carrying some sort of to-go cup to these events," I thought to myself, "perhaps a Tupperware container."
In o...
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by
TheDarkCloud
on Sep 12, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
The five judges had retired to a private room to decide Beyonce's fate. Would it be her former band mate Kelly Rowland who promised a year of pain? Or would it be the lead singer of the Pussycat Dolls who intended to make Beyonce her own (and everyone else's) toilet slave? Or could it be Solange, Beyonce's little sister who had a year of cock and cum lined u...
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by
maanmathan_playboy
on Sep 25, 2017
First Time
I moved near her and placed my hands over her neck. I slowly traced it down and rested it on top of her left mound.
She moaned and pressed her hands over mine tightly. I felt and massaged her soft breasts softly. She uttered slight gasps as I lowered my lips to kiss her again. This time I took her lower lip into my teeth and nibbled at it.
Meanwhile my h...
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by
adelelawrus
on Sep 12, 2017
Interracial Love
Gregory's Perspective
I don't know how we ended up here. A few years ago we were just your average American family.
I was 45 at the time that this all started. I had been married to my wife, Rebecca for 17 years. Everyone called her Becky for short. She was 36 at the time.
We had one daughter whose name was Natalie, but everyone called her Cherry because...
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by
DukeDakota
on Sep 16, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur
This is based on a true story. Of course the names the ladies that made this fantasy a reality have been changed to protect their innocence, which they lost that evening. I had been 'talking to' this girl, Kris because Jennifer's (the girl I liked) parents were card carrying KKK racists. Jen didn't care. She had jungle fever and I was her cure. When the coas...
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