I woke up early one morning and went downstairs to my kitchen. I wanted to fix breakfast for me and Louis, who had spent the night and had hot, passionate sex in my spacious bedroom. I had a new box of Special K cereal, which I bought from the grocery store last week, on top of the refrigerator. Being the short girl that I was, I had to get a chair from the...
I know many people think of Kim Kardashian as vapid and inane but all I can see is a beautiful sexy woman. When I heard they were looking for an unpaid assistant for her reality TV show I applied and actually got the job. Seeing as I'm unskilled and unpaid you can imagine that I was nothing but a gofer and that's all right because it gave me a chance to be a...
Brett Butler looked at herself in the mirror. At the age of fifty three, she still looked good. Blonde-haired, blue-eyed and curvy. Blessed with Irish good looks that simply refused to fade. Unlike her star in the upside down world of Hollywood. That one faded so damn fast she went from being a household name to a nobody in no time. It had been so long since...
The five judges had retired to a private room to decide Beyonce's fate. Would it be her former band mate Kelly Rowland who promised a year of pain? Or would it be the lead singer of the Pussycat Dolls who intended to make Beyonce her own (and everyone else's) toilet slave? Or could it be Solange, Beyonce's little sister who had a year of cock and cum lined u...
Witches never die. Living forever, they are here now and are here to stay. ...And so is Satan. So, with witches all around us, just out of curiosity, who do you think is a witch today? If witches lived today, do you suspect anyone as being a witch? With them easy to identify in the way they looked more than 300 years ago, seemingly witches had a difficult t...
The Playboy Life 01 By : DickThePimp Episode 01 : Welcome To The Sex Farm "Damn, baby... your dick is magical. Uhhhhhhhh! It's making me forget all about girls." We laugh. "Your pussy's pretty freaking magical too, baby... not making me forget about girls though." We laugh again. "Here's your drink, James." The beautiful blonde stewardess, Amy, hands...
I was very far inside Dana while she fucked Kara with a strap-on ... and once again, Carlos was balls deep within my ass. Yes, we were all doing anal, too. My dick was buried up Dana's nice, tight butt, her dildo inside Kara's thick Lebanese booty, too. Dana's grunts, groans, and moans ... and whimpers were matched by Kara's stream of profanity in Arabic, Ar...
OK I admit it I have a thing for big women but what I really like is a big woman who is confidant with her body even to the point of flaunting it. Kim Kardashian, J-Lo, and Beyonce all beautiful women who are proud of their curves have shown the world that big is beautiful. When Judy Haymes applied for the job as my secretary, she had the job as soon as she...
When John Boehner wandered onto the set of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, the cast all rushed over to greet him. Kim seemed to be especially impressed with the stern-faced republican speaker of the house. "Aren't you the guy who's always on those political shows?" she asked in her trademark clueless and whiny voice. Her mother, Kris Jenner, was quick to...
While in college, I had a huge crush on Amelia. She was the hottest dark-skinned woman I knew. She had the face of Kerry Washington, the lips of Angelina Jolie, and an ass like Kim Kardashian. I put her name among the top of my list of the sexiest women I ever encountered. I was elated that she got in contact with me, and really wanted to see me. One eveni...