Beautiful Depravity 03 By : DickThePimp "My gorgeous son in law. If only you weren't married to my oldest daughter." "I'm next in line, mom." "No... I'm next. If James and Kim split up, I get him next." "Says who?" "Says me!" "Girls. Please. I'm your mother... so I get him. That's the rules. So relax." "Excuse me?" Kim walks into her mom's living roo...
Freaks, Geeks And Porn 01 By : DickThePimp "He's a virgin. So take it easy on him. Don't wanna scare him off." "Mmmmmmmmm. God, I love your cock, sweetheart. My gorgeous son." I wink up at my mom (Kelly Madison). "We'll make sure he's fine, babe. Don't worry." Kim licks my left nipple, sucking hard on my piercing. "Yes, babe. We'll take good care of hi...
"I missed this," I thought I heard. With my face buried in Kat Dennings' bursting cleavage, I could be forgiven for not hearing her right. Nevertheless, I chose to believe I heard her right and said, "Me too," although I probably made it hard for her to hear me. "Well, doy," I heard a little better. At that point, I finally lifted my head out of her chest,...
"Would you rather be gay and rich or straight and poor?" asked Kyle. As high school boys, we all replied with an enthusiastic, "Straight and poor!" I don't know how it always gets to this no matter what the subject. We end up asking Would You questions and it always ends up bizarre. A pretty good question hit me. "Would you eat a guy's ass but the reward w...
"So... Megyn... what do you think about my idea to spice things up around here?" "What about you Gretchen?" "Uh huh... and you Katie?" I'm leaning back in my very comfy office chair, asking my three main ladies Gere at the Network how they feel about my idea of having a fan raffle each day, so a lucky fan can come up to Fuck You TV and fuck their favorite...
Just before I got engaged, I had a quick fling with a Jewish woman I met at a college reunion party. I did not know her when we were at school (she was four years younger; it was an open party for all alumni), but we hit it off. She liked that I was successful and in shape. I liked that she was hot as hell. Mara was a petite brunette with a gym-honed body....
Mads began her day not in the lab but in the garage of the school, getting ready to replace the hoses for her power steering finally. Shining the light into the engine, she saw the clear evidence of leaks of her reddish fluid. She checked the levels and saw it was basically empty. "You gotta be shitting me," Mads said, then groaned in frustration as she pre...
This is an Nude Day contest story. Please vote, make a comment and add me and/or this story to your favorite list. Celebrities get naked, when models are a no show. * At the time, in celebration of Nude Day, it was a good idea to hire every day, average looking people, albeit emaciated looking people, to model nude, as the Director's way to show the cont...
You don't know how or why but for some reason you now have the ability to become any person over the age of 18 you want by simply wishing it before you sleep (you return to yourself in the same way and can also access their memorys). So...What's next? Alyson Hannigan Miley Cyrus Taylor swift Dodger leigh (youtuber) Fictional beings (fanfic) Emma Watson Bell...
Author's Note: This story is completely fictional and did not happen. All characters and names are fictional and were made up. I do not make money from these stories. Please do not copy and plagiarize my work. To my friend lilwhiterabbit, this is dedicated to you. ****************** Light filled the room from the distance, offering rays of sunshine that...