I opened the front door, breath bated and fingers crossed. Outside stood a tall, friendly looking man garbed in a hideous brown and green uniform. He was armed with a large brown parcel and a clipboard filled with bureaucratic nonsense. The man successfully butchered my surname just like everyone else while asking if I was the correct recipient. Finally! F...
Chapter 6 Three weeks as a lycanthrope and Jake wasn't minding much at all, he found a job with the help of the pack, he and Rachel were very happy together. Nelson and Lea weren't coming around as much to help, since now Jake's body was completely changed and nothing should go wrong. However, at the moment, many things could go wrong, as Jake got himself...
"Come on, Jake, you've been looking at her for the entire three years we have been in the class, and you haven't picked up the balls to go and speak with her. What the hell?" Nelson, one of the taller men in the class, who had his girl friend next to him, spoke in a low voice to the one next to him. "Bugger off, Nelson, if I wanted your opinion, I would hav...
Moved from the Humour and Satire category because of it's rather fetishistic(?) nature. This story is an absurd tale of famed British restraint in a world of surreal sexuality. This means there are scenes of a somewhat grotesque nature. If you would like to continue reading, then let me take you the Sussex village of Upper Heyloft, upon a sunny August day...
"Fuck, we've been pissing around with this for so long, we can't get to Spain or anywhere else that's decent now." Tommy, like the rest of the group, was disappointed that, between the six of them, they hadn't been able to settle on a holiday location. After all, how often could six people all get the same days off work? "Piss off, Tommy," giggled Tracy, "y...
"Fuck, we've been pissing around with this for so long, we can't get to Spain or anywhere else that's decent now." Tommy, like the rest of the group, was disappointed that, between the six of them, they hadn't been able to settle on a holiday location. After all, how often could six people all get the same days off work? "Piss off, Tommy," giggled Tracy, "y...
Lindsey was in the gym working out. She had been most of the day. It was two days before Christmas but that did not mean much to her. Her next competition was on the third of January and she needed to bulk up and cut some better definition if she wanted to keep winning. She had a dumbbell in each hand that would have scared most men and was doing slow stead...
(I hope you enjoy my little fantasy. Do let me know if you do or don't.) Owning a sex toy manufacturing company has its advantages. She got the idea when shopping for clothes. You know those little studs and pins that they stick through the cloth that will set off the alarm if taken out of the shop. The assistant has to put the stud in a special thingy on...
"My parents had sent me to the country for two weeks to get away from all the sex and drama that was happening in my life. I guess they thought it was a good idea. I really didn't like it at first, but there was nothing I could have done to stop it," Brittany said to herself as she was preparing for bed, now staying in an extra room at her Aunt Sally's farm....
Author's Notes: This work is copyrighted by the author. All characters are over the age of eighteen. Nicki Minaj name is copyrighted by her and I do not own it. Please vote and comment on this edited version of the original story I put out. Thanks to editor saltysooner for all his hard work in editing this story for me. Sitting in his truck at seven o'cloc...