Laura pressed on the sides of her nostrils, hoping, like playdoh, her large peanut shaped nostrils would reform into normal circular or at least bean shaped ones. But it was no such luck as it popped right back into place. She always felt like a hog because of her giant nostrils, the only saving grace was her big, dark rimmed glasses; it made her look like s...
It was a normal Saturday during football season. I was in my apartment with Susie, my very cute and very sexy girlfriend, who simply loves being a playful cock-teaser. We were drinking Bloody Mary's watching the early games, getting "fired up" for the 5:00 game when our favorite team was playing. I began dating Susie in high school. As time went on and we...
This is mostly a true story about how my wife and I rekindled our love and saved our marriage. I've changed our names and altered a few plot details, but otherwise everything is just how it went down. There is sex at the end, but the thrust of the story is about our marriage and how it withstood the biggest crisis we'd ever faced. ------ The alarm clock we...
I sigh and growl at the low fuel indicator in my rental car trying to intimidate the thing into stopping it's incessant winking at me. Eventually however the pointlessness of trying to threaten a lifeless object convinces me to take the off ramp into some town that advertised with being the proud owner of a gas station. I had hoped to be able to continue my...
This story is entirely a work of fiction. ***** I walked into the Close Encounters Astrolounge for the third night that week. I wandered over to the bar, about twenty feet or so from the front door. The lounge was a good-sized room, probably 25 or so feet square. To the rear of the bar, in the left-hand wall, was a set of heavy wooden doors, which led to...
Josh is eyeing, with slightly bleary suspicion, a brightly colored thimble of liquid the barman just deposited in front of him. Throbbing music is pounding from thin ribbons of speakerfilm dangling like flypaper, strung liberally from wildly coruscating light fixtures. He's found refuge in a booth at the edge of the club, taking a break from the throng of of...
A cup of mint tea did nothing to lift my mood. I was trying really hard to get things into context, and having found one girl that killed herself down here and another that had come close I had to stay in control of me, if not the shitty situation I was in; no, the shitty situation that WE were in. 'Problem solve you fuckhead,' I snarled at myself as I walke...
Chapter 4 Sanctuary It seemed too early to be up for a Saturday morning, though the sun was shining brightly through the bedroom window. Anna buried her head underneath the pile of pillows. Her bright red hair and pale skin a stark contrast against the black bedding. The sunlight beaming through the room almost like an over exposed photograph, only added...
"Are Jackie and Tom coming to the barbecue?" "Yes, Mike; turn your head and hold still." "Will they bring Eddie and Stevie?" "Well, of course, they'll bring the boys. Hold very still, now. I'm going to trim your sideburns." Whenever Jackie and Tom come to our house, it's like having a cyclone land in the driveway. They have strollers and high chairs and...
I remember it well, some 25 years ago, when a woman who had been a friend of mine for many years, who knew I lusted after her but had always rebuffed my advances, found out that I shaved my legs, painted my toenails, and pranced around in miniskirts and heels. She'd stayed at my apartment the night before, sleeping in my bed while I crashed on the couch. In...