I have decided to make this a comedy posting. Why? Recently, I went looking for a book on one end of the crazy spectrum. The book had been (loosely) based on an episode during World War II, and it was supposed to "prove" that Pope Pius XII could not qualify as "Hitler's Pope." Instead, this conspiracy theory had Pope Pius XII using the Jesuits to assassinat...
Charlie Chol scratched his unruly brown hair feeling a little uneasy. Finishing depositing some of the beer he'd consumed against the wall disfigured with graffiti, he shook off the clinging droplets and placed his best friend away and zipped up. It was the other use of his best friend that was the problem. Charlie appeared to be losing interest in females...
A lot of people seem to think that being a superhero is all fun and games. I shook my head as I sat in my living room, watching a rerun of Smallville on basic cable on a Friday night. What am I doing home on a night like this? I've had enough excitement this week, thank you very much. The name is Yolanda Jean-Claude and I was born in Montreal, Quebec, to Hai...
He rolled a cigarette while he waited. He sat atop a small rise in the surrounding prairie that stretched as far as can be seen in every direction. Behind him to the North, just at the edge of vision, lay the town of Blackwater. He found a match in his vest pocket and struck it against the cold iron of his left arm. The flame danced in the breeze as it lic...
This is an erotic fantasy inspired by watching reruns of the classic NBC sitcom "Sanford and Son" on cable TV. These are solely the thoughts of the author and not necessarily the intentions of the show's scriptwriters or the actors who portrayed these characters. ------------------------------------------- Grady groped himself, reaching down and grabbing h...
Rudy stepped out of the shoe store in downtown Synecdoche with a box of new Nikes in a shopping bag. Despite the cool breeze, the sun was warm on his skin. Countless men walked down the sidewalk on both sides of Province Street leading naked women by leashes attached to collars around their necks. At numerous hitching posts all along the street, naked women...
Hello, yes, I'm the owner- and no need to ask who you are. Would you like a tour first? Yes, good, come inside. Just let me confirm that your medical screening has come back clean. Yeah, you're all set. First up is the show floor for our main commodities- concubines. What you see here are the standard models: we grow the clones ourselves in separate facilit...
Chapter 1: Discoveries Thanks for picking my story -- if you like it, look up my other ones. Some of my stuff is real life and some is fantasy -- it's up to you to tell the difference. I love feedback, so vote and message me please! ******** "You fucking ass!" Diane looked again, stunned by the image of her husband with this young blonde. She had come i...
He let me finish getting dressed and walked me to my car. He wouldn't give me my collar back until we got to the city, and since it was worth quite a bit to me, I didn't change my mind about following him on the road. We pulled into a place about 45 minutes later and I waited while he checked us in. It was a motel with a spacious-looking lobby and a decent e...
Her whole body tense from a long day, Cherry nearly collapsed as the elevator rose, pushing her into the ground. She let out a long, gurgling sigh, deflating as she unbuttoned her snug, creased suit. Twelve long hours of managing accounts and personnel at a top-tier law firm was good money, but the burden of responsibility took a toll on her health. She had...