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Sprung a Leak 5

by Sean Renaud on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

Expectations: Red Light District rarely disappoints in my experience and generally squirting sex flicks are the kind of intense fucking porn that I'm a fan of. Alexis Texas is one of the porn queens right now for a good reason. She never lets anybody down and she never will let anybody down because she's that damn good. Anybody who doesn't love Marie Luv has...

Lattés and Logic Pt. 02

by LostOnTheRoad on Sep 16, 2017
Transsexuals & Crossdressers

Thanks for the follows on my first effort. I hope you enjoy part two, this one has a little less philosophy and more carnal knowledge. ***** Bruce "Jesus, no!" I whisper shouted, "Are you crazy? Not here! People can see!" I put my hand under her chin and pulled her back up so that she was sitting beside me in the booth. She reached her near hand over to r...

Watching Eve Pt. 13

by Clynelish1 on Oct 29, 2018
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

CHAPTER 25: IVAN'S FUCKING LEGO I stepped back off the bottom rung of the ladder squarely onto a piece of Ivan's Lego, one of the sharp corners embedding itself in my foot. I'd mentioned it to Eve a dozen times and she'd just laughed at me. Her living room floor was a virtual minefield of devilishly sharp pieces of plastic. Trees, windows, doors, bits of st...

The God of Jesus, The God of Israel

by trigudis on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

Note: I've submitted this story for the Winter Holiday's Story Contest 2016. If you enjoy it, please vote. Also, per the non-erotic focus category, there's no sex. * "You'll be fine, Stanley, until the kids come along," an older friend warned me before I married Jill. "Then there could be issues." Now I know what he means. Like me, he's Jewish. Also like...

EbayPsychologin

by Aregon on Apr 29, 2025

Es ist schon spät am Abend, als ich an meinem PC sitze und auf eBay nach neuen LEGO-Sets für meine Sammlung suche. Meine Augen sind schon fast am Zufallen, sodass ich beschließe, bald ins Bett zu gehen. Doch gerade, als ich den Computer herunterfahren will, sehe ich eine Anzeige, die sofort mein Interesse weckt. „Oh, mega! Das Set suche ich schon ewig. Gleic...

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Abducted Ch. 01

by HarleyFatboy1 on Sep 12, 2017
Chain Stories

Chapter 1 -- In Broad Daylight Harris drives the van. It's a common brown delivery truck, and that's by design. It has dual doors that swing out from the baggage compartment. We covered the windows with cardboard cutouts, held loosely in place by silver duct tape. That's by design, too. Inside the compartment we lined the walls with thick, gray, sound-re...

Watching Eve Pt. 21

by Clynelish1 on Nov 20, 2018
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

CHAPTER 43: IVAN'S NEW AUNTIE We drove back to Berwick Upon Tweed in silence. Eve seething beside me, muttering under her breath in Czechoslovakian - probably cursing Quigley and debating with herself what she'd like to do to him, me trying not to grip the steering wheel too hard with swollen fingers that I suspected were badly bruised if not broken, and He...

The Toy Shop

on Jul 28, 2015
Toys & Masturbation

It opened about a week ago, quietly and with little fanfare, and with the most innocuous name "The Toy Shop", but it was a huge hit with most of the women with children in town. They made you sign a like 12 page NDA before you were even allowed in the doors, but what the people who had gone said that they WERE allowed to tell people was that the f...

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The Job Pt. 03

by DreamCloud on Sep 11, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Author's Note: This story was edited by Tim413413. His work was embarrassingly difficult. I actually think he spent more time on this than I did. Thank you sir! ***** Packing up children was another new experience for Jayden. They were so small and had only been up for a few hours, but had generated mountains that needed repacking. The smaller they were, t...

Manipulating Her Mind Ch. 04

by daddymassa on Sep 14, 2017
First Time

I woke up in my bed. My mind had immediately gone into panic mode, thinking I was late for work. The sun was bright and it was later morning. Realizing it was Saturday and I did not have to work, I relaxed back on the bed. I laid just like that, in my tight, light grey boxer-briefs, and soaked in the morning light, which crept through the curtains. Sliding...