Once home, after spending the night fucking Carol, I heated a pot pie and showered. I ate nude while congratulating myself for finding a fuck buddy next door and went back to bed. I did not have a job scheduled until the following weekend. I awoke about five and had just finished shaving and brushing my teeth when someone knocked at the door. Through the pe...
I bet you are all familiar with Santa's reindeer. Their names are Dasher and Dancer, Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid, Donder and Blitzen. And on those stormy nights, Rudolph joins as the lead reindeer. But those are just the names of the regular magical creatures Santa keeps at the North Pole. Santa and his elves also keep a herd of enslaved pony girls at...
TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE Life & Death finished our set. We opened for the British blues-rock band, the Sixpence, at the Village Theatre. Backstage the groupies ignored us and waited for the big names. "Star fuckers!" our lead guitarist, Warren, spat. We never sounded better. I'm the drummer and I keep things together along with bassist, Sandy. The rhy...
I would love to attend a party like this one. Would you? Please give me feedback, I've to hear if you like or dislike. RON. After having been married for five years, Art and Rita were getting totally bored with life and each other. Their day to day life was without change, work, dinner, TV, bed (to sleep), sex twice a week. If that often. There had to be mo...
Who knew girls could be so damn tricky? How could it happen to me? I'm so smart. Or so I thought. And it happened so quickly. I was dating this girl who was an Asian knockout, stunning. I'm a sucker for a girl with medium length black as midnight hair. She had perfect lips and a stellar; I mean an awesome, ass. I could tell when she wore those jeans. You c...
"Ouch." It hurt like hell when she rammed me from behind with that supermarket shopping cart. I was bending over, trying to get the last can of soup from the bottom shelf of the display. I almost took a header into a mountain of cans when she ran into me. At first she was embarrassed and then there was a slight lilt of amusement in her voice when she said,...
By: Col. Brunhilda 'Iceberg' Buriman, ret. Sorority Sister of Pi Loda Cum Chapter Three: Meeting Once at work Harriette always counted on lil' Mikey to have a strong cup of coffee waiting on her desk, on the mini heating pad he'd bought for her. In return she permitted him to glimpse one of her breasts now and again. One day she made the mistake of allowi...
I couldn't believe those guys had gotten me a gym pass for my birthday! I mean DAMN I might not have the 6 pack stomach I had a few years ago, but I'm only 44 and still look and feel pretty good. Hell, it's their fault anyhow for making me drink all the beers, well maybe not making me drink, but more than willing to pay for them! They had even setup a privat...
PLEASE READ MY PROFILE UPDATE BEFORE READING A SENTENCE OF THIS STORY! IF YOU READ THIS STORY BEFORE HAND, THEN YOU WILL NOT UNDERSTAND AND IT WILL RUIN THE STORY! Hey everyone! I hope you enjoy this, I edited it myself, I looked over it countless times:) Tell me if you find a mistake haha:) Feedback and comments are what I like, and it helps me continue to...
The Lakers' scout at the State Cheerleading contest in Akron had picked up Sadie while her high school competed. Springfield High had not won any awards but Sadie had received an offer to try out for the Lakers' Cheerleader squad. Sadie was so excited when she boarded the Greyhound for the long ride to El Sugundo where the try-outs were being held. It was...