Not all fantasy adventures involve magic and dragons, some just involve sex and rock & roll. What happened to me in my first band tour felt like magic, but was just pure rock & roll—and sex of course. I live in a two-story apartment complex designed like a cheap motel, complete with thin walls and shady carpeting. I live on the second story above the laundr...
Jennifer and John have planned for a three week trip to Ireland for the past three years. It was the home of her ancestors. This year, their dreams would come true; they booked the tour through Magical Escapes. On the fifth of March they'd fly to Dublin, see the sites, look up distant relatives, and immerse themselves in Irish culture. She could hardly cont...
Carl Jenkins holds the coin toward the light. It's shiny surface marred with congealed blood from the dead woman's hand, smearing the images cast upon its surface. His mind is full of questions as he looks upon the body. With a sigh, he places the coin into the zip seal bag and continues with the autopsy. "I wish you could talk, miss Casey Phillips." "Hey,...
As Erin's lips slid down over my length I gasped and lay back on the couch. Relief suffused me: the only sound apart from her wet murmuring and my groaning was the distant noise of traffic. There was no hint at all of that hideous fluting which had dogged me for so long. The curse had finally been lifted! A few drinks after work had led from one thing to a...
It had been one of those days. You know the ones. Hot. Sticky. Sue dabbed the back of her hand to her brow as she pulled on her running shoes. The heat had instilled an uneasiness, a feeling that wouldn't go away no matter how hard she tried to distract herself. Picking up an easy pace, she makes her way along the narrow track leading toward Central Park. A...
Laela was having an awkward moment. She had just been pitched the most ridiculous bounty mission of all time and tears were literally streaming down her cheeks from laughing so hard. Only the country bumpkin villagers who had gathered around her in the tavern weren't sharing in her merriment. In fact they looked a bit pissed that she was laughing so hard a...
Freaky Ass Fuck Parody Cast : Charlotte Flair (WWE Superstar Charlotte Flair) The Demon (Me) The Monster Among Men (WWE Superstar Braun Strowman) The Freak (Spence From The King Of Queens) The Evil Leprachaun (Former WWE Superstar Hornswoggle) Porn scene filming... Charlotte Flair shakes her head... is this a dream... or a nightmare? It's a dark hall...
This is the story the Pixies brought me this year. I knew it would be in the humor category because they were all giggling before they put it in my mind. It is a letter to Prudence, a sex advice columnist. After I wrote it out, I asked the Pixies if it were real and in that annoying unison they use when actually speaking out loud they answered, "As real as w...
Welcome to the Holiday Anthology! From New Year's Day to Christmas Day, each and every holiday carries a feeling of happiness and magic with it! Some lose their minds to it, while some get filled so much with it, they have no choice but to grow! So come, read a tale or two and enjoy the holiday hijinks!What's next? New Year's with Cindy and Denise Vale...
The Leprechaun and the Lady This story shows how magic can come into one's life, especially if sex is mixed into the brew. But you have to believe in romance and love. Sean O'Toole believed, and you will see where it got him, a great life. It gained him the love of Colleen Shamrock, a beautiful red-headed Irish lass I will not attempt to emulate...