Linus pushed Moe to get inside. Moe didn't budge. He grabbed Linus by the arm and pulled him into the cabin, slamming shut the door. "Did you see that?" Lexie said. "Our boy is in trouble." "Time for Charlie's Angels to save the day," the dancer said. She and Lexie marched toward the cabin. "Are you coming, Dakota?" "Whsht!" Holly hissed. "Go get some sna...
White Trash Livin' And Fuckin' Parody My Family in This Episode : My Mama Patty (Patricia Heaton) My Step Granny Paula Deen (Herself) My Sister Gianna Michaels (Herself) My Sister Kat (Kat Dennings) My Cousin Alia Janine (Herself) My Aunt Peggy Bundy (Married With Children) My Aunt Suga (Kym Whitley) My Uncle Phil (Dr Phil) My Cousin Spence (Spen...
"Who the hell are you and what are you doing in my bathroom?" "I'm a leprechaun and I was watching you take a shower. You have nice tits." "Thank you. What I meant was, why are you here?" "Someone told me you were the best piece of ass in town and I wanted to see for myself. Your whole body is very nice." "Thank you again, I think. Why do you have your d...
Chapter 1 The klutzy hero This is my story. My name is or was Aaron. I was a pretty normal guy, 5 foot 8, brown hair, about 140 pounds. When the story first starts I am not overly muscular but not a complete wimp either. I was 24 and I felt like my life needed a boost. I always longed to be a ladies man. I thought of myself as attracting the ladies like...
Dancing jigs and prancing around the thick forest was Micky O'Reilly's favorite thing to do! Then there were the pranks he played on some of the humans living near the forest. Playing practical jokes on humans was his favorite thing to do! Then of course there was drinking whisky. There were times he drank so much whisky it was the next day and he'd drunk hi...
Lucy sprawled restlessly across the rumpled sheets of the bed, the sheets thrown aside in the balmy still air of the summery July night. Beside her, her husband Ralph snored contently, occasional fumes of Guinness drifting towards her. She wrinkled her nose, disgusted, then tried to rearrange her naked limbs into a more comfortable sleeping position, to no a...
The sea was ominous after dark. The moon a foreboding orange this night. The wind calm. Only the flipping of sails and the lapping of tender waves could be heard. That and lots of loud snoring. Especially from the nasal congestion of a certain Leprechaun named Lowball. Only Jack Ramse sat awake looking up at the stars. That is until the snoring woke up a res...
Overhead there was a pack of clouds lazily wandering to somewhere over the rainbow. Literally. There was in fact a rainbow that seemed almost close enough to warrant searching for its fabled end. It was maybe two blocks away from where Jenny was lying. Even though her beautiful blue eyes were still open she was very nearly asleep so the only part of her movi...
This is the first erotic story I have written. I welcome and would very much appreciate any and all constructive feedback. Keep in mind this is merely the first chapter. Chapter 2 will be on its way shortly. Many have expressed their jealousy of my continuous streak of Irish luck and, truth be told, I do not blame them. Luck has nearly always held me firm...
The first of March meant that Spring was just a few weeks away. As a caretaker for a small apartment complex, my most satisfying duty was preparing the flower gardens. This means trimming away all the dead stems and mixing fertilizer with the soil. It wasn't until March 17th when I was able to actually start planting for then the temperatures on southcentral...