"So what are you giving your wife?" "A headache." "No, I mean what are you getting her for Valentines day?" "Valen-- Jeez Sarah, you know me. What the fuck do I know about Saint, bleeping, Valentines?" "He-he, I was just thinking maybe you had a romantic side." "Is today Valentines day?" "Yeah, baby, wanna be my Valentine?" Sarah Carpenter was teasing...
If you have cable TV and moreover if you've got it under the big companies like Direct TV that feature hundreds of channels that have you spoiled for choice of programming, you will find that not only do they offer hardcore adult movies and series on the typical adult film channels you pay for like Playboy or Spice channels but soft-core adult movies on main...
My name is Melinda Tran thi Mei-Ling. Although I was a student of literature at the university in my native Vietnam, I have never tried my hand at writing a story. Please be patient with this my first effort at writing. Why am I setting down this chapter of the Mellow Yellow series and not my husband Paul? The reason is that what I am about to tell you is to...
Moira Dingle was frustrated. She had just returned home to Butlers Farm after delivering meat to the Woolpack pub, in the Yorkshire village of Emmerdale, and was resisting opening a bottle of wine, so soon after drying out from an alcohol problem. The reason for her frustration was her estranged husband Caine. He had left her after her affair with the farm...
Please read the other chapters first to get a better context It had now been three months since Mandy had entered our lives and to say our lives, or more like our sex lives, had changed, is an understatement. Mandy was now a regular visitor to our house. Yes, Jen and I had moved in together, finally! There was an awkward moment when I was helping her move a...
Joe and I were hanging out over Kathy's house, again. We were always over her house. Her parents were doctors and they were never home. Besides, she always had good stuff to eat and plenty of beer in the fridge to drink. Now, that we are all adults and done with college, the three of us relaxed over a few beers, a couple of joints, lots of laughs, and from t...
Author's Note: All characters are 18 years or older. So, yeah if you plan on writing your own paths with certain characters from whatever media, make sure to age them up! Over the past decades, the world of entertainment has expanded. Such a boom in multimedia ventures has lead to new cities similar to Toontown appearing near said city. There's Odysseytown,...
"Honey, I think that it's time that we have a talk," my wife blurted out of the blue, as we lay in our bed. Wow ... I thought. Those are the cliché "kiss of death" words, of course. The "Dear John" intro words. In wifespeak, every guy knows that the missus means, "I'll tell you some bad news and then you can react." Never a good opening phrase, of course....
This is a story about Mary and Jake Zustman. They have been happily married for almost twenty years. Jake is fifty-four years old and reasonably fit. Mary is fifty-one and considers herself plump. Jake owns and operates a franchised auto parts business and Mary is a x-ray tech at a local hospital. When Mary and Jake were first married, they embraced a sexual...
Dear Dirty Diary, I woke up the following Saturday morning with a terribly stiff back. Doug and Louise were already working on the enclosure for the hot tub we all missed so much. Since neither of my lovers was around to soothe my aching muscles, I had to look after myself. I stretched and limbered up without much success, so I took a hot shower then return...