The Lord God our perverted creator didn't actually rest on the 7th day, it masturbated. For some reason the church doesn't want you to know that god becomes a horny freak when its got the hormones coursing through its divine body and it decided to create a copy of the universe except for one small change; People were far more stretchy. Unknown to the people...
During my speech she had caught my eye, a blonde bombshell in the front row. Was it just me, or was she licking her lips at me? Her massive cleavage spilled out of her white, unbuttoned-at-the-top shirt like two giant balls of vanilla candy... I could nearly see straight up her oh-so-short, classy, black miniskirt... Did I catch a glimpse of some sky-blue pa...
It was a sultry night, and Yang glanced over her shoulder as she hastened towards the home of Shihuangdi. It was not uncommon for a mistress of the Emperor Hsüan-Tsung to visit the elderly pharmacist, but their complaints were usually gynecological in nature. Yang's malady was somewhat more embarrassing than a tear in the walls of her labia from the Emperor'...
Your name is Jessica. You abruptly wake up from a peaceful slumber thanks to the sound of your own gurgling stomach, and you quickly realize that you need to poop. You groggily stare at the ceiling for a few seconds as you reflect on your decision to eat at that suspiciously cheap Chinese restaurant for dinner last night. You rise from your comfy bed and slo...
For ages now, humanity has stood strong against the Monster Girls, and has managed to avoid becoming their foot-sniffing slaves. However, the Demon Queen of the Monster Girls has come up with a plan to crush humanity's resistance to her. She has created Six Monster Queens of Stink, and has sent them out into the world to enslave as many humans as they can. T...
"Where are you going, love, I've just begun with you," I whispered as I pushed her back down on the bed. "Sarah, I've got to pee, I've been drinking all night, I have to go." I was not going to let her go so easily, I was now really warmed up. I was going to have a monster come, I promised myself. I lay myself down on my back, wriggled out of my panties an...
Kayla thrashed around in her sleep, the nightmare overtaking her entire being. She was flailing, trying to resist someone. She kicked and struck out at the air as she incoherently mumbled words of fight and fright. The blaring of her alarm startled her away, as she sat straight up in her bed, drenched in sweat. It took her a moment to get her bearing on hers...
YOU ARE BORN TO FUCK! You like fucking thats natural. Remember you have a long way to go. Not a normal man born to lead a normal life. Yes fucking is the most important activity as it energizes you. Get your body ready for it and your mind. You are going to be fucking women with your body and you are going to be fucking the world with your mind. Get them fu...
"I'm just gonna go outside and grab a smoke, k?" This wasn't entirely where I wanted to be. It was the same thing, different night, different boys that were all exactly the same. Yeah, fuck that. She followed me outside even though she doesn't smoke. "What's wrong?" She looked up at me; I could tell she was trying to look like she gave a fuck. "You're s...
While the boys were away in Indianapolis, the girls did play. Both Brenda and Connie did not subscribe to the theory propounded by Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas that for a girl to make love to another girl is akin to cheating on your boyfriend. Instead Brenda and Connie believed that girl-on-girl sex is a good substitute for the real thing i.e. heterosexual...