My wife Kim Kardashian and I are coming back home from a short trip to Vegas. We're driving back in my pimped out Escalade, green and gold... pimp colors baby. My cousin Spence (The King Of Queens) is in the back seat. He came along, but lost all of his money in the casino. He's pretty bummed out about it. He's been downing Redbulls the whole way back. Don't...
Chapter 7 of a new series Note: This story is entirely fictional written for readers' enjoyment, and bears no resemblance to any people living or dead. * It's early Thursday morning on the cruise with a difference, and the Adonis II was just weighing anchor in the waters just off the old town of Dubrovnik, as all the cruise liners do there. Soon the smal...
This is a continuation of Martha Joins The Group. Everyone had eaten dinner, had a couple of drink, and were paired off for the night. Herb was bedding with Velma, who is my stepmother. My father, Mac, was going to be fucking Emmy Lou, who is Herb's wife. Jim is sleeping with Martha, who is the new Hucow, and I'm with Becky, who is Herb and Emmy Lou's daugh...
I'm Karla, and last New Year's Eve I was out drinking in the pub with my best friend Simone, bringing in the New Year in the traditional way - down the pub getting plastered, haha. Of course drinking resulted in a need to go to the loo quite often, but as the place grew more and more crowded this became more of a hassle. Eventually, the queue for the ladies'...
Freak Fucking Sex Parody I wake up, groggy eyed. I belch... too much Hennessy... and scratch my ass. I try and open my eyes, but the sun shining in the window makes me blink repeatedly, hurting my hungover eyes. I reach for the nightstand on my right... I'm lying on my stomach... searching for a beer. I grab the can and bring it to my mouth... fucking empty...
PERVERTED DEBAUCHERY AND DEPRAVED SLEAZY AND FREAKY HARDCORE HEDONISTIC FUCKING SUCKING AND PISSING... IT'S FICTION... IT'S ALSO A FILTHY ASS PARODY ... ENJOY MY FELLOW PERVERTS PORN IS MEANT TO BE DIRTY... CLEAN PORN IS LIKE UNSEASONED FOOD OR POLITICALLY CORRECT HUMOR... BORING AS FUCK... SAID BY DICK THE MOTHERFUCKING PIMP... MAY 14TH 2019 Hey there......
He stands at the center of the room, the way he always does, his muscular back and buttocks and legs cast in bronze. My pencil travels the page, dancing from shadow to shadow, building a graphite impression of something real. A real man. With real skin and real warmth and real desire. I don't know what possessed me to take the chair on this side of the cir...
A few years ago I joined a fetish site for the express purpose of meeting women to help fulfill a particular predilection of mine. To come straight to the point, I like having girls drink my piss. I like a girl sucking on my cock while I piss. I like seeing my piss stream into a welcoming mouth. Mostly, I love a girl who swallows whatever I give her. I suppo...
Not long after the events described in Winning the Golden Ticket, I came across an online dating profile that stated the following: **** USERNAME: GangBanger1950 ABOUT ME: I'm looking to arrange a gangbang at a motel. Minimum 10 guys. I want you to fuck every hole I have, especially my arse. I want to suck your cocks and for you to come all over me and r...
The end-of-day buzzer had sounded yet there were those who had decided to stop behind for some naughty fun. For one, however, her plans for a long satisfying piss over the attic floor had been put on hold, for as Gabriella had rounded the stairwell doorway she had discovered a semi-naked Zara, squatting over the top step, and with a flowing torrent of hot pe...