It would be a lie to say that I had not been turned-on by events of the day, after seeing my roommate Sandra have a wee in the open college grounds. Having been caught having a leak of my own by one of the teachers had initially been a shock but it had been the same teacher who had suggested that the fun had yet to begin. The hours of my first day had flown...
Normally I am not a man to be struck by indecision. However, stood half naked in front of a piss covered daughter who was currently giving her mother oral stimulus did put me into a bit of a quandary. Having just shot my load into Mylene's mouth, I knew that it would be a while before I was ready to perform again. From the groans of pleasure coming from the...
That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die. **_- - - - - - _**From the endless abyssal void that abides without the boundaries of our universe, the mad, dead and dying deities of old reside, as they slowly lose themselves to the infinite darkness. From this space, a single whisper sounded. It was in a voice that could on...
A Big White Trash Fucked Up Fuck Parody Motherfuckers!! WARNING: DEPRAVED OFFENSIVE AND FUCKED UP TO THE MAX... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK My stars and stripes, super charged van is careening out of control... about 165 mph... down the PCH (Pacific Coast Highway). I'm late for a meeting with my agent... Basketball Wives LA star Jackie Christie. I brought along...
THIS IS A PARODY...IT IS NOT REAL...IT IS FICTION *** Rachael Ray was sitting in her dressing room drinking herbal tea and trying to recover from her hangover. She was up late partying the night before in the Hamptons. It was an exclusive, private party with a unique twist. It was a bondage orgy party. You see Rachael is not only the Queen Of Mean, but she...
Fucked up fuck parody series alert WARNING : The most offensive and depraved fuck parody series ever written... Read at your own risk... If you're not offended then you're one of my fans motherfucker... I approved this fucking message... Read on motherfuckers... This series replaces the White Trash For Life series... Pussy + Moonshine = Life... FUCK YEA...
Chapter 4 of a new series. Kristen and Katy make a porno film on the cruise with a difference with their new Italian friend, Maria, for the benefit of all the husbands who had signed up to receive the regular email video feed of activities on the Adonis II (including their own). The first of the night time activities at sea occurs. Carl, back in Sydney, has...
During the making of ‘Middlemarch’ Jane Pearce, the commissioning editor of the BBC, called me to talk about an exciting opportunity. “How do you feel about filming in Italy?” “Great, I love working there.” “Well I’ve had a rather interesting offer from RAI who have just shown ‘Pride and Prejudice’ and really liked the bawdy nature of the tale you told and s...
So there I was... Sitting at home watching TV. It was all beginning to feel a bit hopeless. As much as I'd have liked a relationship, it just didn't seem to be happening. As I lay there feeling sorry for myself, I began reminiscing about several girls I'd liked, and wished they could've given me a chance. A few months ago, I'd had a short little fling with t...
It's a hot July day. There are two sisters hanging out in their house, Jena and Riley. Jena is 18, 5' 1", Chestnut hair, fairly skinny with B-Cup breasts and a small but firm ass. She's wearing a pair of pink and white striped panties and a black camisole. Her Sister Riley is 19, 5' 7", Strawberry Blonde, she has a very well toned body with D-Cup b...